Tea-Bagging the Movement!

(noon. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

You have got to love it when people decide to “out-crazy” the crazies.

The scheme reads like a sequel to “Being John Malkovich”: Levins group of protesters plan to get in the heads of tea partiers at the Tax Day Tea Parties nationwide Thursday and manipulate them right out of relevance. They’ll dress like tea partiers, talk like tea partiers and carry signs like tea partiers. In fact, according to Levin they’ll be completely indistinguishable from tea partiers, except for one thing — they won’t be out-crazied by anyone.

“Our goal is that whenever a tea partier says ‘Barack Obama was not born in America,’ we’re going be right right there next to them saying, ‘yeah, in fact he wasn’t born on Earth! He’s an alien!” Levin explained. He said that by making the tea parties sound like a gathering of crazy people — his group’s goal — the movement will lose its power.

I’m dying here!

It’s difficult to “out-crazy” the Tea-Bag nuts. But, the reaction to the idea is just as hilarious as the plan itself!

And while it’s not clear how big the group actually is, or how serious the effort will be, the idea has already set off a small panic among tea partiers and their supporters. Upset tea partiers have posted Levin’s address and phone number on the FreeRepublic.com message boards, leading, he said, to “silly threats” against him and his family. On Friday, Sean Hannity attacked the group in a segment on his radio show. And tea party groups across the country are warning their members to be on the lookout for the infiltrators. In Oregon, a tea party group has said it plans to get the police involved if they catch any of Levin’s organizers.

Right! Because when you’re out exercising your First Amendment right to act like a crazy person holding a sign, the first thing you should do is call the cops because there is someone in your group acting crazier than you!

Officer! Officer! That crazy guy is interfering with our right to act crazy!!!

You simply can’t make this shit up.

Here are my suggestions, feel free to comment with your own!

1 – Wear tin-foil hats to the protests holding signs “Obama was born on Mars!”

2 – Show up dressed as characters from The Mad Hatters tea party (Alice in Wonderland).

3 – Carry a sign that reads, “We Give Good Teabagging!”

4 – Carry a sign that reads, “Impeach Bo!”

5 – Carry a sign that reads, “Obamacare Killed My Hamster!”

6 – Carry a sign that reads, “Obama’s Package Scares Us!”

7 – Tell reporter’s that you showed up to the protest to meet “All Da White Wimmen’s”

8 – Tell reporter’s the protesters meet at a lesbian bondage club before the protest.  

9 – While on camera, drop to the ground and speak in tongues.

10 – While on camera, ask the cute reporter if she thinks getting teabag’d is hot.

11 – While on camera, talk to your tea bag about how bad Obama really is.

12 – Lead the crowd in a faith healing making sure to “heal” the old fat white guy’s erectile dysfunction without penis enlargement medication.