The Governments New Weapon; Vibrator Torture?

(11 am. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

Georgia has taken the first step in the fight against forced microchip implants by, well, anyone.

The Georgia House Judiciary Committee took up a bill  last week that would “prohibit requiring a person to be implanted with a microchip,” and would make violating the ban a misdemeanor.

Ok, I cut the above quote in half, frankly, because I had to do it. The rest is next…

Here is the other half of the paragraph:

According to a report in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, one exchange from the hearing could have been ripped right from Dr. Strangelove.

I now have to swap to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution article.

At the House hearing, state Rep. Ed Setzler (R-Kennesaw), who is shouldering the legislation in the House, spoke earnestly for better than a half hour on microchips as a literal invasion of privacy.

He was followed by a hefty woman who described herself as a resident of DeKalb County. “I’m also one of the people in Georgia who has a microchip,” the woman said. Slowly, she began to lead the assembled lawmakers down a path they didn’t want to take.

Microchips, the woman began, “infringe on issues that are fundamental to our very existence. Our rights to privacy, our rights to bodily integrity, the right to say no to foreign objects being put in our body.”

You see, having a microchip implanted is, well, a violation of your body. In addition, it’s simply torture.

She spoke of the “right to work without being tortured by co-workers who are activating these microchips by using their cell phones and other electronic devices.”

She continued. “Microchips are like little beepers. Just imagine, if you will, having a beeper in your rectum or genital area, the most sensitive area of your body. And your beeper numbers displayed on billboards throughout the city. All done without your permission,” she said.

Surely, this lady isn’t insisting that she had a microchip implanted in her vaginal/rectal area.

“Ma’am, did you say you have a microchip?” asked state Rep. Tom Weldon (R-Ringgold).

“Yes, I do. This microchip was put in my vaginal-rectum area,” she replied. Setzler, the sponsoring lawmaker, sat next to the witness – his head bowed.

Ummmmm…

Let’s get this straight. She had a microchip implanted in “that” area, that buzzes all on its own, and it wasn’t voluntary?

“You’re saying this was involuntary?” Weldon continued.

The woman said she had been pushing a court case through the system for the last eight years to have the device removed.

Wendell Willard (R-Atlanta), chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, picked up the questioning.

“Who implanted this in you?” he asked.

“Researchers with the federal government,” she said.

“And who in the federal government implanted it?” Willard asked.

“The Department of Defense.”

I’ll let you make your own determination on her mental state. But, obviously, this was a huge coup for the Republican Party in Georgia in their fight against the Federal Government violating women by implanting vibrators into “that” area.

(You can now die laughing)