Boot ’em all out!

(2PM EST – promoted by Nightprowlkitty)

So…..

I’m coming home today, and I get on a bus downtown heading my way. In Vancouver a large percentage of the population is Asian.

I get on the bus, and besides me and the driver virtually everyone of the 30 or so people on the bus are Asian.

In the first double seat behind the driver, under the little window sticker that says these are priority seats for elderly and handicapped persons there is a little tiny sparrow of a Chinese lady probably about 85 years old or so sitting in the aisle seat with her grocery bags, so I sit down across the aisle from her.

The bus continues on and at the next stop a fat ugly lard assed white woman about 50 or so gets on the bus who looks, with the miserable scowl on her face, for all the world like a female version of Archie Bunker but not anywhere near as good looking.

She waddles over to the little Chinese lady across from me and motions for her to move over. There is silence on the bus. Chinese lady looks at her and turns sideways in the seat to let Archie in to the window seat.

Archie starts shouting “I’m not sitting in there – shove over or move! Move!

Chinese lady doesn’t move, keeps her serenity and composure, and motions for Archie to slide in and sit by the window if she wants to but won’t give up her seat to Archie.

Archie scowls more, grumbles some more, looks around for nonexistent support, and finally slides in, jabbing Chinese lady with her elbow on her way through, sits down, scowls some more and into the total silence now with the whole bus eyeing her says out loud “There’s a big fuckin’ immigration problem in this country!” and glares again at Chinese lady.

So I lean across the aisle and say to Archie loudly enough for the whole bus to hear me:

I agree! They should have forced IQ tests as a citizenship requirement!

Archie looks up at me stunned and starts nodding her head. She’s finally found some support, she figures.

Archie beams a great big toothy grin at me that fades rapidly and her mouth starts opening and closing with no sound coming out as I look her straight in the in the eye, smile back broadly, and say, loudly enough for the whole bus again….

Then they could boot all the fat, ugly, racist, brainless assholes right out of the fuckin’ country!“, as I wink at Chinese Lady.

I can still hear the bus driver laughing his head off.

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    • Edger on July 21, 2010 at 11:44 pm
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    Chinese lady smiling softly and waving at me as I leave the bus.

    Life is good. 😉

  1. all the Republicans to some war torn nation that they have ravaged.

    Until the philosophy which hold one race superior

    And another

    Inferior

    Is finally

    And permanently

    Discredited

    And abandoned –

    Everywhere is war –

    Me say war.

    That until there no longer

    First class and second class citizens of any nation

    Until the colour of a man’s skin

    Is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes –

    Me say war.

    That until the basic human rights

    Are equally guaranteed to all,

    Without regard to race –

    Dis a war.

    That until that day

    The dream of lasting peace,

    World citizenship

    Rule of international morality

    Will remain in but a fleeting illusion to be pursued,

    But never attained –

    Now everywhere is war – war.

    We dont need, no more troubles

  2. You are evil.

  3. I have spent hours upon hours researching bullying and have found no real answers to the problem other than giving the bully a dose of his/her own medicine. Bravo to you for having the wherewithal and the gumption to do just that.

    Be careful, though, my friend – the temptation of wielding such powers un-carefully is great. I think this was a good instance of ‘returning the favor’ though.

    • dennis on July 23, 2010 at 11:39 pm

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