10.30.10, because Colbert is afraid of my bear army.

( – promoted by buhdydharma )

Who knows how Colbert found out, but he did. My bear army was ready, flanked by freedom geese in V for Victory formation. So he had to bring his security blanket, a one Jon Stewart. They knew the rental of the bear army ran out on 10.29.10 so those rat bastards chose 10.30.10.

But onward meta soldiers, Rally for Common Sense!

Rally for basic decency!

Rally for a baker’s dozen being 12!

Rally for America’s return to rational thought!

We are not the Silent Majority, for our meta roars and titans heed our call.

We are the Busy Majority, who do not follow politics like pro wrestling, pop corning the collapse of the Republic!

We will be there on 10.30.10 to save this nation.

Where will you be?

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    • RiaD on September 17, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    brilliant!

    • rossl on September 18, 2010 at 3:51 am

    I’ll be there with some kind of Green Party delegation.

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