A gang of Wall Street maggots is currently digesting the bankrupt remnants of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, but all MGM really needed to stay alive was one big hit, and there it is, right under their noses, in the board-room!
Take a look at the smug, porcine features of Jay Goffman, Skadden Arp’s restructuring specialist.
Now imagine the monster from Aliens ripping his face off!
Boffo!
But wait! It’s gets even better, because Jay is only one of three evil triplets, and in the second reel Kay Goffman is infected with an extra-terrestrial Super-Plague, and…
Pus explodes out his eye-sockets!
Then ten homeless grandmas capture Ell Goffman and skin him alive! Then they set him on fire and push him into a meat-grinder!
Kowabonga!
That’s what I call entertainment!