Jared Loughner’s Convenient Craziness

Until he started shooting, Jared Loughner was just another alienated semi-delinquent still living with mom and dad, and this demographic is now so populous that one of Obama’s signature “accomplishments” was extending mom and dad’s health insurance to cover their low-functioning twenty-something kiddies.

Then Loughner shot a Blue Dog Democrat and a federal judge, and every little fuck-up retroactively turned into crazy.

This is a very reassuring diagnosis for Blue Dogs and federal judges, while they sell out all of us to “corporate persons.”

“You would have to be crazy to shoot us, no matter how much we fuck you over.”