Why the Rapture didn’t happen.

(9 am. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

Well it looks like we are all still here. Most of humanity is wondering why we the rapture didn’t happen. Well, the reason is simple. “Macho Man” Randy Savage has died for our sins!!!!!

More down there…..

 In honor of this divine intervention, I hearby found the Discordian Church of the Macho Madness. Kneal unto him and snap into a Slim Jim!!!!!! OOOOHHHH YEAHHHH!!!!! We shall wage a Jihad against the great Satan: Hulk Hogan. We are currently recruiting suicide bombers for this epic struggle. Anyone who dies in this cause will get 72 Miss Elizabeths in the afterlife.

May the Madness be with you.

2 comments

    • McGirk on May 22, 2011 at 11:01 pm
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  1. the rapture news.  All of it has been well and fully documented in the multi-dimensioned “Illuminati” Plan to Destroy America.  We have though been quite busy smiting multi-dimensional reptillian aliens, ancient evil entities and healing ley lines

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