This week in European fashion: Default haute couture

(9 pm. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

Custom-fitted dresses for Greece.  Everybody wants one!  They’ll be all the rage in Milan, Lisbon, Dublin, Madrid and gay Paris.  Anyone for a haircut?

However, according to Frau Merkel, “the rules [now] state that only “those companies mentioned on the list drawn up each year by a commission domiciled at the Ministry for Credit Default Swaps are entitled to avail themselves of the label haute couture.”

I think she meant, “Prevention is better than a cure.”  But what cure?  Paint your ass baboon pink and call it fashion?