I’ve had my differences with Idi Amin
on civil rights (I heard he put a rat
under a can on some dude’s stomach
and torched it hot. There’s one way for the rat
to escape). And some of the things Islam Karimov
has done, to be sure. Boiling people alive?
Egads! I remain a staunch defender
of liberal values. That’s why ya gotta
respect…[Self-destructing blue-screen: On!]
when Obama calls in a drone strike
on Afghan civilians, prior to wiping out
the rescuers, and funeral parties attending,
with Hellfires, it shows impeccable restraint.
Vote! [Self-destructing blue-screen: Off!]
Mar 16 2012
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a real time-saver. I used to think you had to labor over it. Now, it’s like:
shave and a hair-cut,
two bits.
Feel that energy,
fuckin’ eh.