Adapted from The Stars Hollow Gazette
Because the big problem is not the U.S. obsession with guns, violence, and fame or a corrupt conventional media establishment and cowardly politicians; it’s people who dress up in fishnet stockings and teddies.
Your mission is a failure
Your lifestyle’s too extreme
I’m your new commander
You now are my prisoner
We return to Transylvania
Prepare the transit beam
Madness takes its toll.
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