2012 Republican National Convention: Day 2 (Evening)

The first day of the Republican Party Convention in Tampa, Florida was mercifully brief due to tropical storm Isaac. Isaac is now a hurricane and bearing down on the Gulf Coast as a eerie reminder of hurricane Katrina seven years ago and the disastrous Bush regime handling of the disaster. Today the convention hits its stride and was called to order by RNC Chair Reince Priebus at 2 PM. The afternoon covered adoption of the rules and platform. The rules have been changed to stifle other candidates like Ron Paul, who has been denied a speaker’s spot, and former vice presidential nominee, Sara Palan who was not invited.

Tonight’s highlight will be the keynote speech delivered by New Jersey’s own bully-boy governor Chris Christie and the speech delayed from possible future First Lady, Ann Romney with Mitt close by to cheer her.

To fit all of these folks into the 4 hours, all the speakers were told to edit their addresses to fit the time they were allotted, in the case of the first hour that’s less than 10 minutes. That will be quite a feat.  

Here is a list of speakers and the times they are supposed to appear with my take on what they’ll say:

7 p.m.

8 p.m.

9 p.m.

10 p.m.

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    • TMC on August 29, 2012 at 00:03
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  1. That explains a lot.

  2. Next up Timmy?

  3. I saw something about them pushing him closer to prime time.

  4. Doesn’t like Black Eyed Peas.

  5. So basically all that crap in your goodie bag.

  6. it’s all about them.

    Oh and Mitt, sure.

  7. We’ve already had Sher Valenzuela, so that time is open for Santorum.

  8. I built it myself.

  9. Therefore the facts are wrong.

  10. There are no other workers.

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