To tell you the truth, I don’t know why anyone is watching the Washington (Hollywood for the Ugly) Oscars when there are cute doggies on display.
Maybe you just hate dogs.
In any event you will hope (foolishly and in vain) that they don’t say anything too destructive, evil, and stupid.
The space below is provided so you don’t have to kill any more Chinese Walmart slaves through damaging your TV during any of the more egregiously wrong-headed and mendacious moments by venting your frustration in soothing pixels of insight instead of poorly aimed remotes.
Or, you know, kicking your dog.