(2 pm. – promoted by ek hornbeck)
Adapted from Rant of the Week at The Stars Hollow Gazette
NYC mayoral candidate Joe Lhota goes after the key anti-kitten demographic after two lost kittens shut down America’s largest transportation system.
Kittens Stop NYC Subway Service
It only took two kittens to stop the city’s subway in its tracks.
Power was cut to the B and Q lines in Brooklyn for more than an hour after a woman reported Thursday morning that her kittens were loose in the nation’s largest subway system, transit officials said.
The furry felines, one black and the other white with gray stripes, were finally found on the tracks and rescued about seven hours later.
How they got there was a mystery. But they were seen running dangerously close to the high-voltage third rail.
Their owner rushed to a subway station with cat food for transit workers dispatched onto the tracks to use to try to corral them.
Joe Lhota, NYC Mayoral Hopeful, Wouldn’t Stop Trains For Kittens
A former chairman of the Metropolitan Transit Authority and New York City mayoral hopeful says he wouldn’t have stopped the subway because two lost kittens were scrambling along the tracks. [..]
Other mayoral hopefuls tell the paper they would’ve stopped the trains.
Fortunately, there are more cat lovers in NYC than Republican voters.
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