TDS/TCR (More Cowbell)

Good? News

IT’S ALIVE!

The real news below.

Next week’s guests-

The Daily Show

• Monday 6/16: Howard Schultz
• Tuesday 6/17: Daniel Schulman
• Wednesday 6/18: Kevin Hart
• Thursday 6/19: Jennifer Esposito

The Colbert Report

• Monday 6/16: Ta-Nehisi Coates
• Tuesday 6/17: David Boies & Theodore B. Olson
• Wednesday 6/18: Katty Kay & Claire Shipman
• Thursday 6/19: Jay Carney

James Webb will be talking about the VA, Jon’s new whipping boy.

Christopher Walken is your weapon of choice.

He’ll be on to talk about Jersey Boys.

I heard you got Finn. That was Doyle’s best shooter.

I thought you were the best.

Nah, just the best lookin’.

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I don’t want to die in Texas. Chicago, maybe… but not Texas.