TDS/TCR (Damn John Whorfin)

Trojan Horse?!  Inconceivable!

Curried Qaeda

The real news, as well as this week’s guests below.

This week’s guests-

The Daily Show

• Monday 9/8: Adam Levine (Repeat from 9/4/14)
• Tuesday 9/9: Kirsten Gillibrand
• Wednesday 9/10: Ban Ki-moon
• Thursday 9/11: Tavis Smiley

The Colbert Report

• Monday 9/8: John Lithgow
• Tuesday 9/9: Jason Segel
• Wednesday 9/10: Henry Kissinger
• Thursday 9/11: Lonn Taylor

I don’t believe it for a minute.  There is no way Jon would simply be so lazy as to repeat last Thursday’s (LAST THURSDAY’S!) episode.  Yet the Comedy Central master schedule agrees.  We’re talking Old Testament here.  We’re talking fire and brimstone coming down from the skies!  Rivers and seas boiling!  Forty years of darkness!  Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave!  Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

The idle brain is the Devil’s playground, oh we got trouble.  Right here in River City.  With a capital T and that’s someplace on your keyboard close to R (if you’re using a QWERTY layout and what do you mean you aren’t you Dvorak freak) and that stands for Repeat.

Repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat…

Why yes, yes I was in The Music Man, one of the train traveling salesmen, what of it?

John Lithgow is a ‘Friend of the Show’ who lives in New York City and is always willing to drop by for a taping so he is deserving of a Parthian shot even if I can’t quite figure out what he’s promoting.

Almost makes you want to stop watching TV and go outside and look at the Supermoon.

Almost.