I thought we were pals after all that riding we did together. All of a sudden he’s worried about some mutt. Well, we did like he asked. We left him, and he went to jail for a dog. You want to hear the funny part? Paden didn’t even like that damn dog.
It evened out in the end. They locked me up; the dog sprung me.
So, what does it mean to love America? I for one think it means recognizing the United States is not the only damn country on two continents and a land bridge and never confusing one with the other, but then again I have a lot of “crazy” ideas about ‘Liberty and Justice for All’ and ‘We, The People’ that are just so Enlightenment as to make me quaint and cuddly like a Mennonite kneecapper at an Amish Field Party.
Anyway, tonight we get to hear Martin Short (Canadian), Big Sean, Frank Rich and former senior media adviser to Mitt Romney Tara Setmayer (nee Wall) pontificate on the subject which will be a relief for you since you generally get me spouting off about it 3 or 4 times a day.
James Ross Clemens, a cousin of mine was seriously ill two or three weeks ago in London, but is well now. The report of my illness grew out of the report of his illness, the report of my death was an exaggeration.
Mark Twain, May 1897
To the death, serious wounding, or ‘Uncle’ saying Arby’s.
Horny Las Vegas Teens
This week’s guests-
- Monday 2/23: Christine Lagarde
- Tuesday 2/24: Lynsey Addario
- Wednesday 2/25: Conan O’Brien
- Thursday 2/26: Olivia Wilde
Christine Lagarde is the head of the IMF. Do you think we will hear anything about SYRIZA and Greece?