The Daily/Nightly Show (Digital Dating)

It seems strange in a way because I have ten fingers (or I did before that tragic snowblower accident) and computers count in binary or quaternary or octal or hexidecimal which means 6+10 which is the number of fingers I used to have (I mean 10, to count to 16 I had to take off my shoes.  Oh, frostbite.  Why do you think I needed the snowblower?).

Dazed and confused

Tonightly Lewis Black!  You know, I don’t even care who the rest of the panel is or what they’ll be talking about.

Continuity

Zebra

Wheat… lots of wheat… fields of wheat… a tremendous amount of wheat…

This week’s guests-

• Tuesday 6/16: Aziz Ansari
• Wednesday 6/17: Bill Clinton
• Thursday 6/18: Malala Yousafzai

Aziz Ansari will be talking about his new book, Modern Romance: An Investigation, about how technology has changed our romantic relationships.

Ladies, if you’re not imagining a pimply Cheeto stained teenager blogging from Mom’s basement in their pajamas I’ve given you entirely the wrong impression and I deeply and sincerely apologize.

Why did I just send you an emoji of a pizza?  It’s very simple, there is no emoji for Combos which I think is a billion dollar idea right up there with Facebook.  No, really, think of it.  I could just sit here in the basement designing branded emojis for multi-mega nationals in my pajamas (umm… I would be the one in pajamas, not the elephant) brushing the crumbs off my orange stained keyboard.

But to save time and effort I think I’ll let you do it and sic my DCMA copyright troll lawyers on you after you make some money.

Judd Apatow’s web exclusive extended interview and the real news below.

Judd Apatow–