The Daily/Nightly Show (Still no Thursday)

You know, there’s nothing wrong with being gay.

Being a self hating misogynist…

Talking about self hating, tonightly Rachel Dolezal with our panel of Natasha Leggerro, Killer Mike, and Robin Thede.

Continuity

Marian

Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am.

And what is that?

I… am a librarian.

Next week’s guests-

• Monday 6/15: Judd Apatow
• Tuesday 6/16: Aziz Ansari
• Wednesday 6/17: Bill Clinton
• Thursday 6/18: TBA

Judd Apatow is probably on to talk about Trainwreck unless, of course, he’s on to talk about children’s tv stars jerking off in porn theaters.

I’ll have to tell you about my friend the clown’s six months in stir and the best pickup line ever sometime (c’mon, he was totally innocent and the only relevance the line has is that it’s the best one ever and helps explain why he was innocent because if you have a line like that you pretty much don’t need anything else).

Oh, how it connects (I’m told I’m sometimes obscure).  He had a really fine bicycle.

What?  This makes perfect sense.

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