Lola gets
And little man, little Lola wants you
Make up your mind to have no regrets
Recline yourself, resign yourself, you’re through
I always get what I aim for
And your heart’n soul is what I came for
Lola gets,
Take off your coat
Don’t you know you can’t win?
You’re no exception to the rule,
I’m irresistible, you fool, give in!…Give in!…Give in!
It’s me
He hits so far
Aaah-haaaaaa
Poo poo pa doop
Peek-a-boo
Yoo-hoo
And you heart’n soul is what I came for
…Lola wants
…Lola gets
…You’ll never win
I’m irresistible, you fool,
Give in…Give in…Give in.
Look, just because Broadway tells you the Yankees have a blood signed pact with the Devil doesn’t make it true. I assure you it’s simply an informed rumor.
Oh, I have most of the roster sure, but there are always one or two hold outs. Honest. Mostly I take care they get dumped on nowhere organizations like the Mariners and the Phillies, even under George my knuckle ball (which is flat out unhittable) would occasionally miss the zone, but that’s why you tip the Umpires well.
What I liked about George is he wasn’t a cheapskate. He wanted a winning club and paid until he got them. The only one that compares is the Cardinals (who are actually better since they play real baseball in the Senior League).
I know they’ve been a heart attack all season, their aging ace is in rehab and out of the playoffs, A-Rod is a Choke King arrogant asshole, and they’ve benched Ellsbury for right hander Young, but they’re playing the Astros for goodness sake. I think they can win this one. The ‘Stros have been self destructing all September and lost their Division (with a 4 game lead no less) to the ex-Washington Senators.
Not a recipe for success.
Of course they’ll never make it through a real series, even a 5 game one, so get your Yankees rocks off now. Four games and they can go golfing.
Astros will be starting Dallas Keuchel (L, 20 – 8, 2.48 ERA). Damn Yankees Masahiro Tanaka (R, 12 – 7, 3.51 ERA). Game in the Bronx (87 – 75 v. 86 – 76) at 8 pm on ESPN
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