Nov 16 2015

The Daily Late Nightly Show (Paris)

It is recounted that Zeus held a banquet in celebration of the marriage of Peleus and Thetis (parents of Achilles). However, Eris, goddess of discord was not invited, for it was believed she would have made the party unpleasant for everyone. Angered by this snub, Eris arrived at the celebration with a golden apple from the Garden of the Hesperides, which she threw into the proceedings as a prize of beauty. According to some later versions, upon the apple was the inscription καλλίστῃ (kallistēi, “for the fairest one”).

Three goddesses claimed the apple: Hera, Athena and Aphrodite. They asked Zeus to judge which of them was fairest, and eventually he, reluctant to favor any claim himself, declared that Paris, a Trojan mortal, would judge their cases, for he had recently shown his exemplary fairness in a contest in which Ares in bull form had bested Paris’s own prize bull, and the shepherd-prince had unhesitatingly awarded the prize to the god.

Thus it happened that, with Hermes as their guide, the three candidates bathed in the spring of Ida, then confronted Paris on Mount Ida in the climactic moment that is the crux of the tale. While Paris inspected them, each attempted with her powers to bribe him; Hera offered to make him king of Europe and Asia, Athena offered wisdom and skill in war, and Aphrodite, who had the Charites and the Horai to enhance her charms with flowers and song (according to a fragment of the Cypria quoted by Athenagoras of Athens), offered the world’s most beautiful woman (Euripides, Andromache, l.284, Helena l. 676). This was Helen of Sparta, wife of the Greek king Menelaus. Paris accepted Aphrodite’s gift and awarded the apple to her, receiving Helen as well as the enmity of the Greeks and especially of Hera. The Greeks’ expedition to retrieve Helen from Paris in Troy is the mythological basis of the Trojan War.

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  1. Vent Hole

    • TMC on November 16, 2015 at 23:02
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    But, first Paris

    • TMC on November 16, 2015 at 23:08
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    Now onto a more serious topic: last Saturday’s Democratic debate.

    • TMC on November 16, 2015 at 23:10
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    Harder to make fun of the Democrats because they aren’t as crazy as the Republicans

    • TMC on November 16, 2015 at 23:33
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    Larry! LArry! LARRY!!!

    • BobbyK on November 16, 2015 at 23:34
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    Three cats MO

      • BobbyK on November 16, 2015 at 23:38
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      Z

    • TMC on November 16, 2015 at 23:35
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    Larry’s daughter was born on Bastille Day. He is taking her to Paris for 18th birthday in 8 months. Fantastique!

    • TMC on November 16, 2015 at 23:40
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    Do Republicans attack Rudy “A noun, a verb & 9/11” for saying exactly what Hillary said? At least we on the left are not hypocrites when it comes to criticizing even the candidates we support

    • BobbyK on November 16, 2015 at 23:45
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    Radical

    • TMC on November 16, 2015 at 23:57
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    Stephen Colbert opened the show with the band playing the Marseillaise and the studio lit in Red, White & Blue and the graphic with the Eiffel Tower

    • TMC on November 16, 2015 at 23:58
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    STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN!!!

    • TMC on November 17, 2015 at 00:00
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    Mr. Obama instead of calling ISIS Daesh go all the way & call them Douche

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