The Daily Late Nightly Show (Reality TV)

This is the driest thing I know.
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“William the Conqueror, whose cause was favoured by the pope, was soon submitted to by the English, who wanted leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him; and even Stigand, the patriotic archbishop of Canterbury, found it advisable…”

Found what?

Found it, of course you know what “it” means.

I know what “it” means well enough, when I find a thing. It’s generally a frog or a worm. The question is, what did the archbishop find?

Ahem… “found it advisable to go with Edgar Atheling to meet William and offer him the crown. William’s conduct at first was moderate. But the insolence of his Normans…” How are you getting on now, my dear?

As wet as ever, it doesn’t seem to dry me at all.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! Wha? Oh, yeah, right. We will return to to the fascinating tale of William the Conqueror which merely shaped Europe and the world for a thousand years and counting after this brief diversion.

The New Kid

What I am is what I am. Are you what you are or what?

Ah, pre-Bellum. Wish I was in the land of cotton. Look away, Dixieland.

Trevor’s last guest this week is-

• Thursday 11/12: Christine and the Queens

The New Continuity

Extended Shonda Rhimes

Tonightly Rick Ross, Bill Engvall, and Norman Lear

The Dancing Man

Oh, he only does it during the commercial breaks now. Right.

Stephen’s guests this week are-

• Thursday 11/12: Jennifer Connelly, Judd Apatow, and The Internet
• Friday 11/13: Mark Ruffalo, John Cleese, and Michael Flatley

2 days left (including today)-

• The Stars Hollow Gazette
• DocuDharma