The Daily Late Nightly Show (What is Art?)

He’s this guy I met at the bus station. Smells of urine, feces, and vomit.

During the worst days of the Weimar Republic, when Hitler was rising faster than a bull on heat, George Grosz, the savage satirical painter, had used human shit as a violent method of colouring his drawings. It is a shade of brown like no other and its use makes an ultimate statement about the subject.

‘Seen enough?’, asked Hunter, pushing me hastily towards an exit that led out to the club enclosure. I needed a drink.

I am a trained Journalist. Trained I tells yah, wasted a whole term at Boston University (mostly playing Dungeons and Dragons) and 2 years at my local weekly running the newstands, filing the archive copies, filling the glue pots, and collecting ads. All of which has led to my storied (c’mon, Inherit The Wind) career.

The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits— a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.

Now I fidget photons and fling meta 4s. I’m every bit as obnoxious as I ever was, Clio is a harsh mistress.

The New Kid

Bushfish

Dan Price extended-

Trevor’s guests this week are-

• Wednesday 11/11: Paul Bettany
• Thursday 11/12: Christine and the Queens

The New Continuity

Yes, I’m going with the Nut Butt

Tonightly Shonda Rhimes and Steve Kornacki

The Dancing Man

What? I haven’t come up with a new subtitle yet AND it’s a freaking Federal holiday- sue me!

Stephen’s guests this week are-

• Wednesday 11/11: Viola Davis, Brian Greene, and George Ezra
• Thursday 11/12: Jennifer Connelly, Judd Apatow, and The Internet
• Friday 11/13: Mark Ruffalo, John Cleese, and Michael Flatley

4 days left (including today)-

• The Stars Hollow Gazette
• DocuDharma