The Daily Late Nightly Show (Ugly)

The New Guy and Mr. Continuity are on vacation this week, repeats only.

Mr. Mainstream

#BirdieColbert

Fish on Drugs

Stephen’s guests this week are-

• Tuesday 3/29: Adam Driver, Rachel Bloom, and Savages
• Wednesday 3/30: Eric Stonestreet, Jason Jones, and the Flaming Lips
• Thursday 3/31: Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany, and Wynton Marsalis, Lil Buck, and Jared Grimes
• Friday 4/1: Steve Buscemi, Benjamin Walker, and the Broadway cast of American Psycho

Look, I realize that Harrison Ford isn’t the handsomest guy in the Galaxy, even if it is far, far away, but as he says, it’s not the years, it’s the milage. Carrie Fisher is downright beautiful and age has not dimmed, despite the trolls who sugest otherwise. Adam Driver is just too damn ugly to play their son even outside the fact that evil is more ironically effective if it’s attractive. I would have cast the prettiest actor I could get my hands on for Kylo (Benjamin Solo) Ren.

And, while he may be better than that, his performance in The Force Awakens sucked.

But that’s not why he’s on tonight, he’ll be whoring Midnight Special, a different SciFi thiller that opened in limited release March 18th.

Rachel Bloom will be on to talk about her work in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.