The Daily Late Nightly Show (America?)

The New Guy

Oh Canada Part 2 Extended Exclusive

Jason Sudeikis Extended Exclusive

Trevor’s last guest this week is Arianna Huffington

Mr. Continuity

Sexual Boundaries

Umm… Sure. In a heartbeat. How would it feel to be 79 years younger? I don’t care Trump’s a troglodyte, I don’t even care about community property. I hope that’s 120+ enough for you.

How To Avoid Getting Beaten To Within An Inch Of Your Life By A Brother In America 101

Ok… Mike- the “America” you’re talking about is the United States and there are many things about it that are reprehensible and require justice. One of them is that we ignore the two other countries we share the Continent with (you know, Mexico and Canada) and the seven Central American countries (since you insist- Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, and Panama) and the dozen America del Sur countries of Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, Suriname, Uruguay, and Venezuela (plus some other areas that still have colonial arrangements).

I work very hard not to use “America” as a blanket because most of these people are blameless for our crimes and at the least have a very different perspective that doesn’t revolve around New York City, Washington D.C, and to a lesser extent Los Angeles.

Besides, Amerigo was just a map maker and he wasn’t even the first, only the most popular.

Larry’s last panelist this week is Paul Scheer

Mr. Mainstream

Too Much Cheese

Told you.

Stephen’s guests this week are-

• Thursday 5/19: Rose Byrne, Bobby Flay, “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Friday 5/20: Seth Rogen, Krysten Ritter, Wolf Parade

Bobby Flay is the biggest, most arrogant asshole on Food Network. And, he’s a terrible cook. He does know how to manage restaurants evidently which Gordon Ramsay will tell you is 90% of the battle (well, if you listen between the curse words. Asshole is not a curse word, everyone has one though technically it’s called a Rectum. Happy now?).

I’m looking forward to “Weird Al” Yankovic who will be talking about Comedy Bang! Bang!

Yeah, that geeky.