Republican National Convention 2016 Day 1: Benghazi, BENGHAZI, BENGHAZI!!!

And other red meat. Starting at 11 am on CSPAN, today’s featured speakers are-

• Michael Flynn
• Joni Ernst
• Jason Beardsley
• Ryan Zinke
• Willie Robertson
• Rick Perry
• Marcus Luttrell
• Scott Baio
• Pat Smith
• Mark Geist
• John Tiegen
• Kent Terry & Kelly Terry-Willis
• Antonio Sabato Jr.
• Marry Ann Mendoza
• Sabine Durden
• Jamiel Shaw
• Michael McCaul
• Darryl Glenn
• Tom Cotton
• Karen Vaughn
• Jeff Sessions
• Rudy Giuliani
• Melania Trump

You’re going to meed a bigger bucket.

No, bigger than that.

Oh, why am I using so many Breitbart links? For many of these GOPscurities it’s the only one. Now I really need a shower.

Tonight’s Episode- Make America Safe Again

Apparently the plan goes something like this. It’s hard to tell because the RNC (meaning Committee in this context) has no idea what day of the week it is.

It’s Monday.

The main “official” business seems to be placing The Donald’s name in nomination. They may also adopt some of the Committee Reports, it’s hard to tell. I probably won’t be watching much unless something more outrageous than expected happens and will rely instead on Colbert and Stewart’s special coverage on CBS at 11:35 pm.