Sausage Grinder of Snark (Sam Bee Special)

I thought Sam Bee was particularly funny last night, and since I’m going with funny over other qualities I/m not going to wait.

The Big Pundit Sell Out

This is the thing that I’m maddest about this week.

Bad Food Habits and Republicans

Donald Trump eats steaks Well Done. WELL DONE!

“I’m sorry sir, my restaurant does not serve beef well done. You are welcome to any other item on the menu, compliments of the house.”

“I want my steak Well Done!”

“Then sir, you are invited to patronize another establishment. My Chef will not cook them that way and I pay him far more than you could ever pay me. Goodnight.”

Field Report From CPAC

If you ever needed proof that Conservatives (and Republicans in general) have no deeply held principles at all and merely parrot the talking points they’re feed by the Right Wing Wurlitzer Media Machine this will provide it.

Of course Institutional Democrats are the same only they get their talking points from the Corporatist Centrist Beltway Media Machine. Watch The Big Pundit Sell Out again. Yup, that’s Van Jones, VAN JONES!, normalizing Trump.

Quislings.

So maybe Sam benefits from a break. Here’s the funny stuff from 2 weeks ago (February 15, 2017).

Republican Legislative Agenda

Paul Ryan- The Pundit’s Favorite Republican

Thoughtful, Moderate, Brown Nosing Granny Killer. Also a hypocrite.

Bonus points for Lovecraft (“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”).

28 Days to Freedom

So if you’re not watching Sam Bee and Full Frontal on TBS Wednesday nights at 10:30 you probably should. This week may have been your last chance for a while because March Madness is upon us. Selection Sunday and Monday are, well, Sunday and Monday.