I Should Be On Strike

I apologize to my readers and other contributors, it’s just that some days come with higher than usual eye gouging content than the norm and since I’m scheduled with a licensed Retinologist (is that even a word?) on Wednesday when he can use a professional melon baller I find myself disposed to express my outrage through my fingers.

No, you can’t unsee that and unfortunately it’s all true.

Out, vile jelly! Where is thy lustre now? (III, vii)

Yeah, you can use fingers but melon ballers are so much more hygienic.