Sam looks tanned.

Nothing wrong with a little vacation. Next month, 5th though the 26th, I’ll be visiting Stars Hollow By The Sea and Stars Hollow North Lake so my writing will probably be extra sucky and on travel days non-existent.

What can I say? Summers are busy times for me, Winters I have nothing much to do except huddle under the covers and mope.

My Trump fact list on Puerto Rico

Yes, it is an island and the water around it is salty. Now that someone has pointed it out for you on a map- Surprise! It has 3.5 Million people on it (about the same as Connecticut) and they’re all United States citizens (just like Connecticut). They just had a Category 5 Hurricane wipe out all their power (100%). As of this writing 11 of 69 Hospitals are barely functional, 60% of the people have been without running water for over a week, and they’re almost out of food. International Aid Organizations have offered to help and been blocked by FEMA.

Did I mention just like Connecticut?

The question has to be asked- is it because they’re brown and speak Spanish that you don’t care if they live or they die? I know it’s Republican policy because until Tuesday your Party was willing to kill 88 people per day so you could give Trillions to the .01% without busting the budget. Now that you’ve failed deficits be damned!

A Day To Worship… Football?

You really are just a naked racist.

Don’t miss the point that this “decade old tradition” only dates back to 2009. DocuDharma is older than that, I’d already been writing on the Intertubz for 4 years.

Crack for Conservatives

A whole gang of Ted Cruzes.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits— a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.

It is some kind of cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason. – Stockton

Ah, to be young again and back in Hillsboro.

Oh, come on. I know I’m icky wax, but I’m on your side of the bread substitute.

I doubt very much if you’re on anybody’s side.

You may have something there. I’m admired for my detestability. Would you like a bite from the tree of knowledge? Awfully good! Hello devil, welcome to Hell.

Stockton on objective journalism-

Objective journalism is one of the main reasons American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long. Some people will say that words like scum and rotten are wrong for Objective Journalism — which is true, but they miss the point.

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. That is one of the key things I learned in these years, and I learned it the hard way. Anybody who thinks that ‘it doesn’t matter who’s President’ has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid War on the other side of the World — or been beaten and gassed by Police for trespassing on public property — or been hounded by the IRS for purely political reasons — or locked up in the Cook County Jail with a broken nose and no phone access and twelve perverts wanting to stomp your ass in the shower. That is when it matters who is President or Governor or Police Chief. That is when you will wish you had voted.