Wednesday, do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?
No.
But what if you met the right man, who worshiped and adored you? Who’d do anything for you? Who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?
I’d pity him.
Poor Debbie. She was sick.
She wasn’t sick. She was sloppy.
What do you mean?
If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught.
How?
I’d scare him to death.
Anakin! You ruined my life! And what’s worse, my career!
Episode One
An Audience Of One
Weekend Update
Austin & Ally
Ok, that’s a Disney property, but still.
Blink (Not The Doctor One)