Join Scientology!

C’mon NRA members, join Scientology! It has all the cult-like money wasting opportunities you seem to enjoy and is less dangerous for the rest of us.

Thoughts and Prayers

“Most Mass Murderers are not mentally ill. Only about 22% of us are.”

There is a high likelihood that should you meet me on the street I won’t pull out my AR-15 or Glock or Machete and kill you where you stand because I don’t like the way you looked at me.

Unless you consider Racists, Nazis, and White Supremacists mentally ill, and I must say I kind of resent that.

Communism!