April 2018 archive

Dispatches From The War On Truth

Being our occasional journey to an alternate reality where the sky is sort of écru plaid. Comey Ruining Smoking Cohen Awards Punks Nikki Nikki You’re So Fine Teachers Suck Facebook Sucks Actually that last one is a fact.

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Jared and Ivanka Season 2 Training for Mar-A-Lago Quality Time Chinese For Dinner Keeping Secrets

The Breakfast Club (Neverland)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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A Car, But With Black People In It

Police: Trust us, the black man we gunned down outside a Walmart deserved it by Alan Pyke, Think Progress Apr 19, 2018 Barstow Police Department officers shot and killed 26-year-old Diante Yarber on April 5 in his cousin’s black Ford Mustang. Yarber and three others were parked outside a Walmart in the southeastern California city …

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Love Your Suit

“Why does Sean Hannity, the guy who made $36 million last year, retain a graduate of the actual worst law school in the country?” You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don’t you – why don’t you look at yourself and …

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Jared and Ivanka Season 2…

The Breakfast Club (Masters of War)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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Problems in Tortureland

You see, the thing to remember about Gina Haspel is that she’s a murdering, torturing War Criminal who not only supervised those acts herself at the CIA Black Site in Thailand but also, when returned to Langley, advocated, performed, and wrote the justification for destroying the evidence of her crimes. She is no better than …

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West Side Story

Only it’s not just the West Side IT’S THE WHOLE DAMN ISLAND AND THESE PEOPLE ARE UNITED STATES CITIZENS EVEN IF THEY ARE TANNED AND SPEAK SPANISH! Officials probe cause of island-wide blackout in Puerto Rico Associated Press 04/18/2018 An island-wide blackout has hit Puerto Rico, which is struggling with an increasingly unstable power grid …

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The Breakfast Club (Yardsticks)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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Cherchez la Femme

Of course I mean this in the literal “look for the woman” sense and not the more sexist (but perhaps historically accurate) meaning of “blame the woman”, after all it’s not their fault that the more chromosome damaged members of the species tend to think with two things- their dick and their wallet. Which brings …

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