Well, the real reason is Washington D.C. is full of thieves and liars who ought to be in jail and they’re afraid if we get in the habit they won’t be safe any more.
Corruption is proven. Treasonous Collusion with a Hostile Nation is proven. Conspiracy is proven. Obstruction of Justice is proven. Abuse of Power is proven.
We have it on video tape.
Now people from both Parties (looking right at you Nancy Pelosi) will blah, blah, blah about Constitutional Crisis and how we need to coddle and condescend to our irreducible core of 27% deplorable morons in the hope they can be edumacated out of their bigotry, racism and misogyny.
(Some might accuse me of slandering our moron population who of course can’t help the fact that they’re morons and mental acuity does not measure every desirable trait in a human like being moral and kind to children and animals.
These are deplorable morons with no redeeming qualities whose primary ability is to look pretty and read from a teleprompter unaided, sometimes, or at least march in jack booted lockstep to their 45 minutes of hate rally.)
We’ve tried that for over 300 years more or less and it hasn’t worked. How about taking away their guns and sharp objects and treating them with the scorn and derision they deserve? It might not be as effective as one might desire but it at least has the virtue of being different from the current policy which is basically do nothing and hope the problem magically disappears.
Advocating against Impeachment is literally condoning continuing criminality. Yeah Tom Steyer is a Billionaire who may or may not want to occupy the East Wing and hire Russian Sex Workers (I understand they’re the best in the world according to Vladimir Putin) to piss on the beds, but there’s no indication yet he wants to bang his daughter or suffers from tertiary syphilis (which is highly treatable even in advanced stages I’m told). I could think of worse ways to spend my money than throwing Donald Trump in prison (launching my used car into space and selling flamethrowers spring to mind).
Oh, and we’re still sending kids to Concentration Camps!
They’re just like summer camps only in the 100+ degree Texas heat and without the horses or lake or any prospect of seeing your family again.
Folks, Republicanism must join National Socialism on the ash heap of history. Simply removing Trump won’t be enough. The whole Party is complicit.
On a lighter note…
You’re not my father Luke. Unlike some I remember you play The Joker too.
How does it feel to be the only member of the Justice League without super powers?
Don’t. Need. Them.
Bruce is not what I call myself.