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Heather is quite agitated and has doubled her dosage of Diazepam and Chardonnay.
I am a young man who devoted my bright career to serve my country and help Donald Trump to become our President. I have been the victim of the biggest plot in American political history. While honestly working for the Trump campaign, I became the target of many shady forces to sabotage him.
I had a brilliant career that was violently interrupted!
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