Throwball Conference Championships: Patsies at Chiefs

Have I mentioned recently that I hate the Patsies with the white hot intensity of a thousand Suns? Well, at least not since last week, I’ve been distracted. This is of course because Robert Kraft dicked over Hartford so he could extort a better Stadium in Foxboro, but also because Bill Belichick and Tom Brady are cheaters.

Don’t you think Brady looks old? I sure do and the Chiefs’ Pat Mahomes looks pretty invincible. If it weren’t for 1 asshole fan I’d unreservedly favor the hapless and inoffensive Chiefs unless they were playing a team I liked better (Packers, Giants, Aints, Seahawks, pretty much in that order).

So the Patsies are going down (though again they are predicting a close game, but they always do) and I’ll hardly be able to contain my schadenfreude. My local dive won’t be fit to visit however until Bruins/Celtics mania takes hold in mid-March.

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    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    At the end of the 1st quarter the Score is

    Pats 7 – KC 0

    It will be the Pats bal on the KC 5yd line 2nd & Goal

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Pats now 3rd & goal

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    KC intercept in the end zone

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    KC ball on own 25. 1 st & 10

    Tom Brady pass intended for Rob Gronkowski INTERCEPTED by Reggie Ragland. No return. Touchback.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    KC 4th & 1 Punts to the Pats

    Pats 1st down on own 31

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Patriots ball on own 29
    3rd and 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Patriots ball on own 38
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    Patriots ball on own 47
    2nd and 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    Patriots ball on own 49
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    Pats 4th & 1 at 39

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 47
    4th and 6

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Ryan Allen punts for 32 yards to KC15. No return.

    Chiefs ball on own 15
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 23
    3rd and 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    KC 1st&10 at NE 23

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    KC 2nd&10 at NE 23

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    KC 3rd&9 at NE 22

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    KC 4th&23 at NE 36

    Patrick Mahomes sacked at NE36 for a loss of 14 yards by Trey Flowers.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    KC Dustin Colquitt punts for 26 yards to NE10. No return.

    Pats 1st & 10 at own 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    Pats 2nd & 8 at 12

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    Patriots ball on own 21
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    Patriots ball on own 23
    2nd and 9

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    Patriots ball on own 27
    3rd and 4

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Patriots ball on own 32
    1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 38
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 29
    2nd and 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    Pats TOUCHDOWN.

    FG is good

    Pats 14 – Chiefs 0

    Halftime

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Stephen Gostkowski kicks off to the KC1. Tremon Smith return for 25 yards to KC26.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    KC 1st&10 at KC 26
    (14:55) Patrick Mahomes pass to the left to Damien Williams for 5 yards to the KC31. Tackled by Kyle Van Noy.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    KC TOUCHDOWN

    Finally on the board

    Pats 14 – Chiefs 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    During the drive:

    2nd&5 at KC 31 Damien Williams rush up the middle for 3 yards to the KC34. Tackled by Trey Flowers.

    3dr&2 KC 34 Patrick Mahomes pass to the middle to Sammy Watkins for 54 yards to the NE12. Tackled by Stephon Gilmore.

    1st&10 at NE 12NE 14-6
    ) Patrick Mahomes pass to the middle to Travis Kelce for 12 yards for a TOUCHDOWN.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    t&10 at NE 25
    (12:56) Tom Brady pass to the right to Rex Burkhead for 6 yards to the NE31. Tackled by Reggie Ragland.

    2nd&4 at NE 31
    (12:23) Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 3 yards to the NE34. Tackled by Kendall Fuller.

    3rd&1 at NE 34
    (11:57) Rex Burkhead rush up the middle for 1 yard to the NE35. Tackled by Reggie Ragland.

    1st&10 at NE 35
    (11:17) Tom Brady incomplete pass to the middle intended for Rob Gronkowski defensed by Anthony Hitchens.

    2nd&10 at NE 35
    (11:13) Sony Michel rush to the right for 4 yards to the NE39. Tackled by Justin Houston.

    3rd&6 at NE 39
    (10:33) Tom Brady incomplete pass to the middle intended for Rob Gronkowski defensed by Chris Jones.

    4th&6 at NE 39
    (10:30) Ryan Allen punts for 43 yards to KC18. Tyreek Hill return for a loss of 11 yards to KC7. Tackled by Ramon Humber. Penalty: Illegal Block on Kansas City (Frank Zombo) -3 yards.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 4
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 16
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 11
    1st and 15

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 8
    3rd and 18

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    Chiefs 4th down on own 8 punt to Pats

    Dustin Colquitt punts for 42 yards to 50. Julian Edelman return for 13 yards to KC37. Tackled by Charcandrick West.

    Patriots ball on 50
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    Sony Michel rush up the middle for 1 yard to the KC36.

    2nd&8 at KC 35

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 23
    2nd and 9

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    On 4th down Pats kick FG for 3 pts

    Pats 17 – Chiefs 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    It is 18°F in Kansas City

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    Chiefs ball on 25. 1 st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 25. 2nd & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 34. 3rd & 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 36 1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 40 2nd & 6

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 4va0 2nd & 6

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 44 3rd & 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    KC 1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    KC 1st & 10 on NE 19

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    Chiefs ball on New England 14
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    Chiefs ball on New England 14
    2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    Flag pass interference 1st & goal a 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    KC TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 17 – Chiefs 14

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    Patriots ball on own 24
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    Patriots ball on own 44
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    Patriots ball on own 24
    2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    Patriots ball on Chiefs 46
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    Pats 2nd & 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 34
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 31
    2nd and 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    26
    3rd and 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 25
    4th and inches

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    KC stops the Pats on 4th down completion.

    Chiefs ball on own 25
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    Chiefs 2nd & 8

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    Chiefs 3rd & 8

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    Ciefs 4th down on an incomplete pass

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    KC intercepts fumble on punt to the Pats. Ruling on the field is that is the Chief’s ball Pats 26

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Chiefs 1 & 10 at NE 26

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Cal still under review

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Call on the field reversed Receiver did not touch the ball

    Patriots ball on own 28
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    INTERCEPT BY THE CHIEFS

    Chiefs ball at NE 23 1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    Chiefs ball on New England 16
    2nd and 3

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Chiefs TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 17 – Chiefs 21

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Pats 1st & 19 at own 25

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Patriots ball on own 28 2nd & 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    Roughing on passer 1st down on Pats 28

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Patriots ball on own 43
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Patriots ball on own 45
    2nd and 8

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Patriots ball on own 45
    3rd and 8

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 44
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 30
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 19
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 16
    2nd & 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 10
    3rd & 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 10
    4TH & INCHES

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    Pats TOUCHDOWN on 4th down conversion

    Pats 24 – Chiefs 21

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Pats TOUCHDOWN on 4th down conversion

    Pats 24 – Chiefs 21

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 32
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 37
    1st and 10

    Penalty: Holding on New England (J.C. Jackson) 5 yards.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:35 pm

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    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    Chiefs 1st & 10 after pass interference by Pats

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    cChiefs 1st & 10 after pass interference by Pats

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    Chiefs TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 24 – Chiefs 28

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Pats ball at the 2 minute warning

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Patriots ball on KC 45
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 34
    2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Patriots ball on Kansas City 34
    3rd and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Intercept by KC and a fumble?????

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    Flag offside

    pats 3rd & 5

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    Pats 1st & Goal 1st & 5

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    Patriots TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 31 – Chiefs 28

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 31
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    Chiefs ball on NE 48
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Chiefs ball on NE 21
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    Chiefs ball on NE 21
    Chiefs ball on NE 21 incomple pass

    2nd & 10

    Field goal time

    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    FG is GOOD Game Tied

    2nd OT game tonight.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    Pats 31 – Chiefs 31

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Patriots recieve. 1st & 10 on own 25

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Patriots ball on own 35
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Pats 3rd & 9

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    Patriots ball on kC 45

    1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    Patriots ball on kC 45

    3rdt & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    Patriots ball on KC 30

    1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    Patriots ball on KC 30

    2ndt & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Patriots ball on KC 30

    3rd & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    Patriots ball on KC 15

    1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Pats 1st & Goal on KC 4

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    Pats 2nd & Goal on KC 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    Patriots Touchdown for the win

    Pats 37 – Kansas 31

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