Jan 20 2019

Throwball Conference Championships: Patsies at Chiefs

Have I mentioned recently that I hate the Patsies with the white hot intensity of a thousand Suns? Well, at least not since last week, I’ve been distracted. This is of course because Robert Kraft dicked over Hartford so he could extort a better Stadium in Foxboro, but also because Bill Belichick and Tom Brady are cheaters.

Don’t you think Brady looks old? I sure do and the Chiefs’ Pat Mahomes looks pretty invincible. If it weren’t for 1 asshole fan I’d unreservedly favor the hapless and inoffensive Chiefs unless they were playing a team I liked better (Packers, Giants, Aints, Seahawks, pretty much in that order).

So the Patsies are going down (though again they are predicting a close game, but they always do) and I’ll hardly be able to contain my schadenfreude. My local dive won’t be fit to visit however until Bruins/Celtics mania takes hold in mid-March.

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    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:11
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    At the end of the 1st quarter the Score is

    Pats 7 – KC 0

    It will be the Pats bal on the KC 5yd line 2nd & Goal

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:12
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    Pats now 3rd & goal

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:13
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    KC intercept in the end zone

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:15
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    KC ball on own 25. 1 st & 10

    Tom Brady pass intended for Rob Gronkowski INTERCEPTED by Reggie Ragland. No return. Touchback.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:19
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    KC 4th & 1 Punts to the Pats

    Pats 1st down on own 31

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:22
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    Patriots ball on own 29
    3rd and 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:23
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    Patriots ball on own 38
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:24
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    Patriots ball on own 47
    2nd and 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:25
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    Patriots ball on own 49
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:26
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    Pats 4th & 1 at 39

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:27
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 47
    4th and 6

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:29
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    Ryan Allen punts for 32 yards to KC15. No return.

    Chiefs ball on own 15
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:33
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    Chiefs ball on own 23
    3rd and 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:35
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    KC 1st&10 at NE 23

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:36
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    KC 2nd&10 at NE 23

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:37
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    KC 3rd&9 at NE 22

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:37
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    KC 4th&23 at NE 36

    Patrick Mahomes sacked at NE36 for a loss of 14 yards by Trey Flowers.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:38
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    KC Dustin Colquitt punts for 26 yards to NE10. No return.

    Pats 1st & 10 at own 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:39
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    Pats 2nd & 8 at 12

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:42
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    Patriots ball on own 21
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:43
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    Patriots ball on own 23
    2nd and 9

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:44
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    Patriots ball on own 27
    3rd and 4

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:47
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    Patriots ball on own 32
    1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:48
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 38
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 19:51
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 29
    2nd and 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:07
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    Pats TOUCHDOWN.

    FG is good

    Pats 14 – Chiefs 0

    Halftime

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:09
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    Stephen Gostkowski kicks off to the KC1. Tremon Smith return for 25 yards to KC26.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:11
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    KC 1st&10 at KC 26
    (14:55) Patrick Mahomes pass to the left to Damien Williams for 5 yards to the KC31. Tackled by Kyle Van Noy.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:12
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    KC TOUCHDOWN

    Finally on the board

    Pats 14 – Chiefs 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:15
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    During the drive:

    2nd&5 at KC 31 Damien Williams rush up the middle for 3 yards to the KC34. Tackled by Trey Flowers.

    3dr&2 KC 34 Patrick Mahomes pass to the middle to Sammy Watkins for 54 yards to the NE12. Tackled by Stephon Gilmore.

    1st&10 at NE 12NE 14-6
    ) Patrick Mahomes pass to the middle to Travis Kelce for 12 yards for a TOUCHDOWN.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:23
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    t&10 at NE 25
    (12:56) Tom Brady pass to the right to Rex Burkhead for 6 yards to the NE31. Tackled by Reggie Ragland.

    2nd&4 at NE 31
    (12:23) Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 3 yards to the NE34. Tackled by Kendall Fuller.

    3rd&1 at NE 34
    (11:57) Rex Burkhead rush up the middle for 1 yard to the NE35. Tackled by Reggie Ragland.

    1st&10 at NE 35
    (11:17) Tom Brady incomplete pass to the middle intended for Rob Gronkowski defensed by Anthony Hitchens.

    2nd&10 at NE 35
    (11:13) Sony Michel rush to the right for 4 yards to the NE39. Tackled by Justin Houston.

    3rd&6 at NE 39
    (10:33) Tom Brady incomplete pass to the middle intended for Rob Gronkowski defensed by Chris Jones.

    4th&6 at NE 39
    (10:30) Ryan Allen punts for 43 yards to KC18. Tyreek Hill return for a loss of 11 yards to KC7. Tackled by Ramon Humber. Penalty: Illegal Block on Kansas City (Frank Zombo) -3 yards.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:23
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    Chiefs ball on own 4
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:24
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    Chiefs ball on own 16
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:25
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    Chiefs ball on own 11
    1st and 15

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:26
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    Chiefs ball on own 8
    3rd and 18

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:30
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    Chiefs 4th down on own 8 punt to Pats

    Dustin Colquitt punts for 42 yards to 50. Julian Edelman return for 13 yards to KC37. Tackled by Charcandrick West.

    Patriots ball on 50
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:32
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    Sony Michel rush up the middle for 1 yard to the KC36.

    2nd&8 at KC 35

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:33
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 23
    2nd and 9

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:34
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    On 4th down Pats kick FG for 3 pts

    Pats 17 – Chiefs 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:36
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    It is 18°F in Kansas City

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:37
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    Chiefs ball on 25. 1 st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:38
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    Chiefs ball on own 25. 2nd & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:39
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    Chiefs ball on own 34. 3rd & 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:40
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    Chiefs ball on own 36 1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:40
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    Chiefs ball on own 40 2nd & 6

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:41
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    Chiefs ball on own 4va0 2nd & 6

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:41
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    Chiefs ball on own 44 3rd & 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:42
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    KC 1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:42
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    KC 1st & 10 on NE 19

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:43
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    Chiefs ball on New England 14
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:45
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    Chiefs ball on New England 14
    2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:46
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    Flag pass interference 1st & goal a 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:47
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    KC TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 17 – Chiefs 14

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:51
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    Patriots ball on own 24
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:52
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    Patriots ball on own 44
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:52
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    Patriots ball on own 24
    2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:53
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    Patriots ball on Chiefs 46
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:54
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    Pats 2nd & 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:55
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 34
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:55
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 31
    2nd and 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:56
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    26
    3rd and 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:57
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 25
    4th and inches

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 20:58
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    KC stops the Pats on 4th down completion.

    Chiefs ball on own 25
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:01
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    Chiefs 2nd & 8

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:01
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    Chiefs 3rd & 8

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:02
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    Ciefs 4th down on an incomplete pass

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:05
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    KC intercepts fumble on punt to the Pats. Ruling on the field is that is the Chief’s ball Pats 26

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:06
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    Chiefs 1 & 10 at NE 26

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:08
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    Cal still under review

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:10
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    Call on the field reversed Receiver did not touch the ball

    Patriots ball on own 28
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:11
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    INTERCEPT BY THE CHIEFS

    Chiefs ball at NE 23 1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:12
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    Chiefs ball on New England 16
    2nd and 3

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:16
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    Chiefs TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 17 – Chiefs 21

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:17
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    Pats 1st & 19 at own 25

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:18
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    Patriots ball on own 28 2nd & 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:20
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    Roughing on passer 1st down on Pats 28

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:21
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    Patriots ball on own 43
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:21
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    Patriots ball on own 45
    2nd and 8

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:22
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    Patriots ball on own 45
    3rd and 8

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:22
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 44
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:25
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 30
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:25
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 19
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:26
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 16
    2nd & 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:27
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 10
    3rd & 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:28
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 10
    4TH & INCHES

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:29
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    Pats TOUCHDOWN on 4th down conversion

    Pats 24 – Chiefs 21

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:33
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    Pats TOUCHDOWN on 4th down conversion

    Pats 24 – Chiefs 21

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:33
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    Chiefs ball on own 32
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:34
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    Chiefs ball on own 37
    1st and 10

    Penalty: Holding on New England (J.C. Jackson) 5 yards.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:35
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    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:37
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    Chiefs 1st & 10 after pass interference by Pats

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:38
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    cChiefs 1st & 10 after pass interference by Pats

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:40
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    Chiefs TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 24 – Chiefs 28

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:41
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    Pats ball at the 2 minute warning

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:43
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    Patriots ball on KC 45
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:44
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 34
    2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:47
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    Patriots ball on Kansas City 34
    3rd and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:47
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    Intercept by KC and a fumble?????

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:48
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    Flag offside

    pats 3rd & 5

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:49
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    Pats 1st & Goal 1st & 5

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:51
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    Patriots TOUCHDOWN

    Pats 31 – Chiefs 28

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:54
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    Chiefs ball on own 31
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:55
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    Chiefs ball on NE 48
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:56
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    Chiefs ball on NE 21
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 21:58
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    Chiefs ball on NE 21
    Chiefs ball on NE 21 incomple pass

    2nd & 10

    Field goal time

    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:00
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    FG is GOOD Game Tied

    2nd OT game tonight.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:04
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    Pats 31 – Chiefs 31

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:05
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    Patriots recieve. 1st & 10 on own 25

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:06
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    Patriots ball on own 35
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:07
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    Pats 3rd & 9

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:08
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    Patriots ball on kC 45

    1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:09
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    Patriots ball on kC 45

    3rdt & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:10
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    Patriots ball on KC 30

    1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:10
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    Patriots ball on KC 30

    2ndt & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:11
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    Patriots ball on KC 30

    3rd & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:11
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    Patriots ball on KC 15

    1st & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:12
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    Pats 1st & Goal on KC 4

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:13
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    Pats 2nd & Goal on KC 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 22:14
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    Patriots Touchdown for the win

    Pats 37 – Kansas 31

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