Throwball Conference Championships: Scams at Aints

Time to get your hate on.

We are now at that part of the post-Season where the contestants start to match the “official” title hype. There is no doubt that the two teams that emerge from the Conference Championships will advance to the Super Bowl (LIII I think) and represent the NFC and the AFC.

No underdogs today, the top rated teams from both Conferences will meet in the finals and I have definite preferences who co-incidentally also happen to be the top rated teams. I like them despite that.

The Aints are definitely better connected to their community, especially in the wake of Katrina. You constantly read stories (pushed out by NFL propaganda) of their noblesse oblige to the sections of New Orleans that are still devastated 14 years later.

The Scams on the other hand ditched Los Angeles in a temper tantrum over Stadium subsidies, carpet bagged to St. Louis to run their con there, found out that St. Louis is rightiously more into Baseball than Throwball, and in the face of declining revenue and empty seats crawled back on their hands and knees to exactly the same facility they had denounced as unworthy of their magnificence.

Quisling scum.

The Scams have a running game. That’s pretty much it. The Aints have a Drew Brees who, while not better than Aaron Rodgers, is arguably superior to that preening poppycock Brady and his cast of cheaters.

So my money is on the Aints though everyone expects it to be a close game.

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  1. Aints Ball on their 25

  2. Aints 3 – 0

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    It was the Saints ball for the start which began the run at the 25 yard line.

    The run ended after Drew Breeze’s incomplete pass into the end zone for a 4th down FG.

    Saints 3 – Rams 0

  3. INT Aints at Scams 26

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Jared Goff pass intended for Todd Gurley II INTERCEPTED by Demario Davis and returned for 1 yard. Tackled by Todd Gurley II.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    A second re zone stop by the Rams and the Saints kick a 29 yd FG

    Saints 6 – Rams 0

  4. FG. Aints 6 – 0

  5. Punt. Aints 32

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Another 4th down for the Rams on their own 27. Rams Punt to Saints 34. No return

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    Saints 1 & 10 at Rams 44.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    Saints first down at Rams 18.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Saints once again stopped in the Rams red zone. 4th & 2

    Flag on the play giving the Saints a 1st & Goal at 5 yd line

  6. TD. Aints 13 – 0

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Saints TOUCHDOWN

    Saints 13 – Rams 0

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    Saints kick off to end zone. Touchback. Rams ball on own 25

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    C.J. Anderson rush to the right for 5 yards to the LAR30. Tackled by Marcus Davenport.

    Penalty: False Start on Los Angeles (Rodger Saffold III) -5 yards.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Rams Jared Goff pass to the left to C.J. Anderson for 5 yards to the LAR30. Tackled by Marcus Williams and Marshon Lattimore. for a 3rd & 5

  7. Q 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    Rams 4th down. Goes for completion. Rams 1st & 10 on own 42

  8. Fake Punt. Scams in possession at their 42.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Rams 2nd & 2 on Saints 26

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    Rams ball on New Orleans 18
    2nd and 6

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    Rams ball on New Orleans 18
    3rd and 6

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    Rams 4th & 6

  9. FG. Aints 13 – 3

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    Rams 36 yd FG Good

    Saints 13 – Rams 3

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Kick off to Saints. Touchback 1&10 on own 25

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    Saints 2nd & 8

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    Saints 3rd & 5

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Saints 4th down.49 yd Punt to the Rams on their 21

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Rams 2nd & 7

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Rams 3rd & 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Rams 1st & 10 at own 34

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    rams 2nd & 10 incomplete pass

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Rams 3rd & 4 at own 40

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Rams 4th down on an incomplete pass

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    43 yd Punt to Saints 17.

  10. Punt. Aints from their 12

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Saints 2nd & 8 on 19 yd line

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Saints 3rd & 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    Saints 1 & 10 at own 30

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    Saints 2nd & 16

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Saints 3rd & 17

  11. 2 Minutes in Half

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Saints 4th down. Punt to Rams. Rams 1 & 10 at own 19

  12. Punt. Scams from their 19

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Rams 2nd & 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Rams 1st & 10 on own 39

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Rams 2nd & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Rams 3rd & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Rams 1st & 10 on Saints 42

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Rams 1st & Goal

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Rams TOUCHDOWN

    Saints 13 – Rams 10

  13. TD. Aints 13 – 10

  14. Hafltime. Aints 13 – 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    With 23 second left in the half, Rams kick off to Saints for 27 yd return to Saints 27. Saints 1st & 10.

    Bress rushed for a loss of 1 yd 2nd & 11 ending the 1st half

  15. Scams receive

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Saint kick off to Rams to start the 2nd Half.

    Rams 1st & 10 at own 25

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Rams 2nd & 14

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Rams 3rd & 14

  16. Punt. Aints from their 29

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Rams 4th down Punts to Saints

    Saints 1st & 10 on own 29

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Saints 2nd & 4

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Saints 1st & 10 on own 44

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    Saints 2nd & 1

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Saints 1st & 10 at Rams 41

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:54 pm

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    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    Saints 1st & 10 at Rams 14

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Saints 1st & Goal at Rams 5

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Saints 2nd & Goal at Rams 5

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    Saints 3rd & Goal at Rams 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    Saints TOUCHDOWN

  17. TD. Aints 20 – 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    Saints 20 – Rams 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    Saints kick off to Rams.

    Rams 1st & 10 at own 29

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    Rams 2nd down

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    Rams 1st & 10 at own 37

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Rams 2nd & 9

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    flag against Saints. 5 yd penalty

    Rams 2nd & 9 at Saint 48

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    Rams 1st & 10 at Saints 25

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Rams 1st & Goal

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Rams 2nd & Goal

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    Rams 3rd & Goal

  18. TD Scams. Aints 20 – 17

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Rams TOUCHDOWN!

    Saints 20 – Rams 17

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Rams kick off to Saints

    Saints 1 & 10 at own 25

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Saints 1st & 10 at own 35

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Saints 1st & 10 on the 50

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    Saint 2nd & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    Saints 3rd & 7 at Rams 47

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Saints 4th down, Punt to Rams 1st & 10 at own 13

  19. Punt. Scams from their 13

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Rams 2nd & 7 at 16

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Rams 2nd & 7 at 16 Goff sacked

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    Rams 4th & 11 Punts to Saints

    Flag: Holding on Saints Hendrickson – 5 yds and Illegal Block on Los Angeles (Blake Countess) 15 yards.

    Saints 1st & 10 at Rams 47

  20. Punt. Aints from Scams 49ish

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Saints 1st & 20 after a penalty Holding on New Orleans (Terron Armstead) -10 yards.

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Saints 4th & 17: Punts to Rams.

    Rams 1st & 10 on own 9

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Rams 2nd & 4 on own 16

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Rams 3rd & 3 at own 17

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Rams 1st & 10 on Saints 45

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Rams 2nd down 2nd & 6

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Rams 1st & 10 inside Saints 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Rams 2nd & Goal at Saints 5

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    Rams 3rd & Goal at Saints 2

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    Rams 4th & Goal appears just short of goal line

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Rams punt for 3 points to tie the game

    Saints 2o – Rams 20

  21. FG Scams. Tie Game

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Rams kick off to Saints

    Saints 1st & 10 at own 30

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Saints 2nd & 5 on 35

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    Saints 2nd & 5 on 38

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    Saints 1st & 10 on own 44

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    Saints 2nd & 12 on 44

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Saints 1st & 10 at Rams 13 at the 2 minute mark

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    Saints incomplete pass 2nd & 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Saints incomplete on 4th down . Flag on play

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    Saint punt for FG Good

    Saints 23 – Rams 20

  22. FG. Aints 23 – 20 1:41 to Play

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    Saints kick off to Rams for a Touchback

    Rams 1sdown at own 25

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    Rams 2nd & 10 onan Incomplete pass

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Rams 1st & 10 for 19 yd completion

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Rams 2nd & 10 on 44

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Rams ball on New Orleans 49
    3rd and 3

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    Rams ball on New Orleans 33
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Rams 2nd &6

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Rams 4th & 6on incomplete pass.

    Kick for 48 yd FG

    Saints 23 – Rams 23

  23. FG. 15 seconds Tie Game

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    The game is tied at the end of regulation. Game goes into OT

  24. OT. Aints Receive.

  25. Ugh, it seems that if nobody gains advantage in OT we play a whole full new game starting now.

  26. Aints from their 26

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Saints recieve ball on own 26. 2nd & 10 after incomplete pass

    Pass interference 1st & 10 on own 40

  27. INT. Scams at their 47

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    Ball intercepted by Rams on own 46. Next score wins

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    Rams 2nd & 13

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Rams 4rd down at Saints 40

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Rams 4th & 7. Rams will kick FG for the win

    • TMC on January 20, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Rams FG is GOOD and are going to the Super Bowl

  28. FG. Scams 26 – 23

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