I don’t know what else to call them. It’d not like they’re contending for a Division Championship or that all the Division Champions are there.
But it’s an easy pick (not that you should listen to me, I went 0 – 4 last weekend), the Chiefs are an explosive offensive team that can ring up points faster than a 6 Items or Less Express Line at a Grocery Store (of course those are inevitably clogged by assholes who can’t read or will not obey the signs, looking right at you Pistachio Elephant).
Oh, why is this an easy pick? All about who you hate the most. Don’t get me wrong, I hate the Chiefs, principally on the basis of one obnoxious fan I know who Will. Not. Shut. Up. about them ever, even during the off season. For the most part they are inoffensive losers and perpetual basement dwellers.
The Bolts on the other hand are greedy Quislings who need to be stomped until they slink back to whatever miserable rickety rat trap Baltimore deigns to give them, just like the Scams did.