And in other news, dog bites man. Film at 11.
Sigh. I was hoping to spare you any further discussion of last night’s pitiful performance but this afternoon Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio, during a meeting with Pelosi and Schumer to discuss “compromise” on his Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Racism, sat down, turned to Pelosi and said-
“So, if I restart Government tomorrow will you give me my Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Racism (another one I really like and will repeat at every opportunity)?”
No.
“Well then there’s no point in further discussion.”
And with that he stood up and slunk back into the bowels of the West Wing to throw a Twit Tantrum about how unfair it is that he can’t eat cake and ice cream all the time.
And the usual suspect toadies and liars came out and said- ‘Ooh, Nancy was so belligerent and shrill.’
Screw you say I.
Fact– Polling shows an overwhelming majority of voters don’t want his Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Racism.
Fact– Polling shows an overwhelming majority of voters blame him and the Republican Congress for the Government Shutdown.
Fact– Pitiful does not begin to describe the awful lameness of his presentation last night (though Ma and Pa Kettle need to drag out another lectern and pound some Red Bull before the next time).
Fact– He is hemorrhaging Republican support with 4 Senators and counting publicly committing to vote in favor of the House package to re-open Government.
Now, if you want to keep us from talking about your treason by pummeling us with outrages I suppose this has some momentary ‘shiny object’ effect on the Corporatist Media (though it is rapidly sinking like a stone).
It will certainly not move Pelosi or Schumer who are winning, nor should it.
Why won’t you give me any monies for my Vanity Project Penis Wall O’ Racism?
Well, because it’s morally repugnant and a stupid waste that won’t work and you can hold your breath until you pass out.
Be my guest.