Not The Nerd Prom

White House Correspondent’s Association too craven and cowardly to schedule a Comedian lest they face a twit storm of criticism from Unidicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio and his foul mouthed minority of yellow bellied, lily livered Bigots?

Don’t worry. Samantha Bee has you covered.

Red Carpet- Live!

I say we nuke them from orbit.

It’s the only way to be sure.

The Wall of Shame.

A musical number.

Awards.

In Memoriam.

Playground toys.

Let’s call a Spade a Playing Card with a shovel shaped symbol on it replacing earlier Spear iconography.

It’s funny because I say it is. You just don’t get it.

Uncanny Valley.

Rare. No Ketchup.

Not Mueller.