I encourage you to do it, I don’t tell you who.

Here in Stars Hollow it’s always hard. I hate to say it but Taylor Doose is a Democrat, Miss Patty Republican for reasons I won’t explain but involve several South American countries I’ve recently been re-admitted to. Stars Hollow itself has been Democratic since they were also Republicans and Tom Jeff President which sort of pissed off the Federalists in Hartford BUT WHO’S LAUGHING NOW you partyless bastards.

Anyway no excuse not to. Lines are short (off year local) and I had fun with the Democratic screener by offering her my Driver’s License, Passport, and Library Card for I.D.

What? You don’t have a Library Card? Aroint ye a la Biblioteca pronto.