Superb Owl LIVe

Ok. 9ers. They have a female Offensive Co-ordinator (what we used to call a Coach or an Assistant Coach).

Plus, they are likely to win.

So the Chiefs have Mahones. He’s arguably the best there is at the moment and while he’s going up against one of the premier Pass Rushes in the NFL it’s not particularly suited to thwart his game if he throws short and quick.

On the other hand the 9ers Kyle Shanahan (he’s a Coach, not a Quarterback) is going to destroy the Chiefs’ Defense and it’s hard to say how good Jimmy Garoppolo is because anyone can make a Mercedes look racy but only Fernando Alonso can make a brick of a Ferrari seem so.

Metaphor too Formula One for you (don’t get me wrong, Hamilton is better and nicer than most but he doesn’t exceed the iron the way Alonso does)? Football is a sport you play with your feet, Brazilians call it “O Jogo Bonito”. This is why I expect “Throwball” to go viral any day now and instead of the CFL and NFL we’ll be talking about the CTL and NTL (the NBA wouldn’t change because “Bouncy” has the same initial letter as “Basket”. Where are the Baskets Varus?).

Truth told though, were I a Coach I’d spend any amount of money on a Kicker who could nail it from our 25. More points are scored by Kickers than Quarterbacks.

There are certainly a lot of reasons to hate on the NFL as an institution from CTE to Domestic Violence to Steroid Abuse and Firearms Felonies (not unlinked to the Domestic Violence) to Kaepernick (who Started the Superb Owl in 2012 for the 9ers, just saying), and the new Pass Interference Rules but perhaps the saddest thing about it is this-

It’s highly unlikely we’ll see another Superb Owl in Miami ever again because it will be underwater from Global Warming.

Miami can have one last Super Bowl, as a treat
By Zoya Teirstein, Grist
Jan 31, 2020

The San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will face each other in the Super Bowl on Sunday in Miami. The game will only last a few hours, but Florida is just beginning a decades-long war with a foe that can’t be beat: sea-level rise. If emissions continue to rise unchecked, Miami’s football stadium could be flooded with standing water and America’s holiest championship game will have to be played somewhere else.

For a sneak peek at what Miami Garden’s Hard Rock Stadium, the venue for Super Bowl LIV, could look like in a few decades, look no further than Florida’s coastline. Nearly 600,000 people in South Florida face “extreme” or “high” risk from sea-level rise, according to the Trump administration’s 4th National Climate Assessment. Already, the sea level around Florida is 8 inches higher than it was 70 years ago. Over the past decade, the rate of acceleration has sped up. Florida seas are now rising an inch every three years. Floods are inundating low-lying cities like Miami even on sunny days.

A new report from Climate Central — an organization that analyzes how climate change affects the public — shows that Hard Rock Stadium, between 4 and 6 feet above sea level, is likely to experience some of this flooding in the coming century. It’s not just the football field that’s at risk of getting swamped by climate change. Local roads, the stadium’s $135 million training facility, the tennis center, and parking lots will face higher odds of being submerged.

Developers recently completed a three-year-long, $500 million renovation of the stadium. But the stadium’s state-of-the-art canopy and high-definition screens won’t save it when the floods come. The Hard Rock Stadium property has at the very least, a 1 percent chance of being submerged by rising seas every year by 2070 if the world continues emitting greenhouse gases business-as-usual. By 2090, the risk of the stadium experiencing serious flooding each year rises to 10 percent.

Remember, this is likely an underestimate. A 2019 U.N. report found that the kind of floods this report is talking about will occur in Miami every year as soon as 2050. Plus, the Climate Central analysis didn’t account for rain-induced flooding, seepage, backed-up storm drains, or other reasons why water might make its way into low-lying areas.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Wait, that’s the one I always think of. You might have been expecting this-

I’m afraid it’s not much more cheerful if you listen to the lyrics though the tune is catchy. Yes I have Genuine People Personality (® Sirius Cybernectics Corporation, “Share and Enjoy”), I was a prototype.

Why do you ask?

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  1. Crap. Did they invite O.J. to the Game? I thought he was in jail.

  2. Ok, Miner. Inoffensive Mascot.

  3. Like, a Coyote I guess?

  4. Well, fuck God Bless America. Think I’ll take a leak.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    National Anthem – Debbie Lovato can at least sing

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    Navy and Marne Corp fly over with the sun setting

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Coin toss SF will kick off to the Chiefs

  5. Ok, they spared us I guess. But not the Hannity interview. Make that 31 minutes of Ad time, 30 of In Kind in violation of FEC Rules on contribution limits.

  6. Chiefs from their 26

  7. 3 and Out.

  8. Booted. 9ers from their 16

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    A three and out to start the game.
    Chiefs – 50 yd punt, SF ball on own 18

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    2nd and 11

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    SF 1st down

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    SF 1st down after 39 yd run on own 40

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    49ers ball on Kansas City 40
    1st and 10

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    49ers ball on Kansas City 33
    2nd and 3

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    49ers ball on Kansas City 23
    2nd and 8

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    49ers ball on Kansas City 25
    3rd and 10

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    Chiefs 5 yd penalty still 3rd and 5

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    4th down on an incomplete

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    49ers FG from 38 is GOOD

    SF 3 – Chiefs 0

  9. 9ers 3 – 0

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    49esr kick off to Chiefs. Chiefs 1 & 10 on own 25

  10. Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio is touting reuniting families?

    What the Fuck?!

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Chiefs 2nd & 1

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Chiefs 1st and 10

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    Chiefs 2nd & 2

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    Extra man on field Chiefs 3rd down and 2

  11. Why not take the penalty!?

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Chiefs 1st and 10 inside 449ers 30

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    Chiefs 2nd and 6

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    Chiefs 1st and 10 inside 49ers 15

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    Chiefs 2nd and 11

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    Chiefs 3rd and 11 onan incomplete pass

  12. Actually, while I don’t like Walmart I like this commercial.

  13. WHY DID YOU KILL OFF NATASHA!

    I hate you forever.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    Chiefs – 4th down and 1

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    Chiefs just short of a TD. 1st & Goal

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    Chiefs 2nd & Goal

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Chiefs – TOUCHDOWN

    Chiefs 7 – SF 3

  14. Why didn’t you take the penalty!

    Morons.

    Chiefs 7 – 3.

  15. Snicker Coke throwback

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    31 seconds left int he 1st quarter

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    Chiefs kick to 49ers. Touchbcack
    49ers 1st & 10 on own 25

  16. Ok. 7 – 3 Chiefs at the Quarter. Check your Pool.

  17. New York Life was wierd and what was that after it?

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    49ers 1st and 10 on own 43 after 18 yd pass

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    49ers 2nd and 12 on own 41

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Pass intercepted by Chiefs. 1st turnover of the game at the start of the 2nd quarter

  18. Bahsten.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    Uh oh New Cheetos Popcorn

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 45
    1st and 10

  19. INT. Chiefs from their 44.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Chiefs 1st & 10 inside 49ers 30 afer 28 yd pass

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Chiefs 5 yd penalty 1st & 15

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    49ers 5 yd penalty. Chiefs 1st & 10

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Chiefs 2nd & 9

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Chiefs 3rd down for a gain of 5 49ers 23

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    Chiefs 4th and 1 will run wth the ball

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Chiefs 1st & 10 on 16

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Chiefs 2nd down after incomplete

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Chiefs 3rd down after incomplete

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Chiefs 4th & 7

    FG is Good

    Chiefs 10 – 49ers 3

  20. Chiefs 10 – 7

  21. Budwiser Greenwashing

    • BobbyK on February 2, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    Didn’t realize Wilford Brimley also coached football.

  22. Avocados from Mexico

  23. 9ers from their 20

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:36 pm

    49ers ball on own 20
    1st and 10

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:36 pm

    49ers ball on own 30
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Raheem Mostert rush to the left for 9 yards to the SF30.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    49ersn 1st and 10 on Chiefs 25

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    1st and 10 on Chiefs 15

  24. Tie Game 5:05 in the Half

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    49ers TOUCHDOWN

    Chiefs 10 – 49ers 10

  25. Rick and Morty Pringles

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    Chiefs ball on own 20 after kick off

  26. Chiefs from thier 19

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    Chiefs 1st & 10 on own 29

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    Chiefs 2nd and 1

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    Chiefs 1st and 10 on 49ers 48

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    Chiefs 2nd and 8

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    Mr. Peanuts funeral

  27. Big bucks on Coke Energy

  28. Baby Peanut

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    He was just kidding. Mr. Peanut is back

  29. Bond. James Bond.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    2 minutes left in the half

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    Chiefs 3rd and 14

  30. Oh. 2 Minutes in the Half.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    Chiefs 4th down. Punts to 49ers end zone with 59 seconds left in the half

  31. 9ers with 3 time outs at their 25.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    After punt 49ers ball on own 20
    1st and 10

  32. 59 Seconds

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    49ers ball on own 13 2nd & 7

  33. 5G is Hype now and Garbage when it gets here

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    49ers: 3rd and 2 on own 18

  34. The Hummer ad

  35. Another Minions? Who asked for that?

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    49ers 1st down on own 45

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Pass interference 10 yd penalty
    49ers 1st and 20

  36. Halftime

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    First time ever tie game a the half

  37. Hint? Ick!

  38. Dashlane?

  39. Cure Insurance?

  40. This has been pretty horrible from beginning to end.

  41. Do I have to talk about the continuous and mind blowing misogyny and sexism?

  42. Presidente!

    • BobbyK on February 2, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    Subversive in its own way. Probably lots of ways that went right over my head because I’m old and out of touch. Dancing was pretty interesting.

  43. Bloomberg!

    Prime placement, people just tuning back into a close game.

  44. From the 9ers 16

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    Second Half kick off by Chiefs to the 49ers1down on own 15

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    49ers, 1st down on pass to own 36

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    49ers another 1st down after 14 yd pass

  45. Ah, Pepsi!

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    49ers ball on 50
    1st and 10

  46. Heinz. Aliens love it.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    49ers st down on Chiefs 33

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    49ers 3rd down on Chiefs 27

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:43 pm

    49ers 4th and 2

    42 yd FG is Good

    49ers 13 – Chiefs 10

  47. 13 – 10 9ers.

  48. Bud Seltzer. Why not a Vodka and Seltzer Spritzer?

  49. Cool Ranch Dance

  50. Chiefs at thier 9. Holding.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    Chiefs for a nine yd competion 1st down on own 41

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    Chiefs: 3rd down for a loss of 7 on own 39

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    49ers Intercept

  51. Turkish Airlines? Bad on so many levels.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    49ers: 1st down on own 45

  52. INT. 9ers from their 45.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    49ers 1st down on Chiefs 39

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    49ers 3rd down on Chiefs 37

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    49ers 1st down near Chiefs 10

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    49ers 1s and Goal

  53. 9ers 20 – 10.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 8:59 pm

    49ers TOUCHDOWN

    49ers 20 – Chiefs 10

  54. Alexa!

    Ok, that was good.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    After 49ers kick to Chiefs. Touchback 1st down on own 25

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    Chiefs 3rd down on own 30

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    Chiefs 1st & 10 on own 35

  55. End of the 3rd. Check your Pool for Double 0s.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    End of 3rd quarter

  56. That’s the second Scientology ad!

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    Chiefs 1st and 1 on own 45th

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    Chiefs 1st and 10 on 49ers 40

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Chiefs 1st and 10 on 49ers 27

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Chiefs QB sacked 2nd and 19

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    Chiefs – pass intercepted by 49ers on a fumbled pass

  57. Disney+

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    49ers from their 20

  58. INT. 9ers from their 20

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    49ers 1st down on own 38

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    49ers 4th down & 11. 1st 49er punt to Chiefs 17

  59. Punt. Chiefs from their 17.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    Chiefs – 1st down on own 27

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Chiefs – 1st down on own 40

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Flag 5 yd penalty Chiefs – 1st 15 on own 35

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    Chiefs 1st down on 49ers 49

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    Challenge on the last play

  60. Old Spice Chili

  61. Oh, Proctor and Gamble Mashup.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Call overturned. Incomplete pass

    Chiefs 3rd and 15

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    Chiefs 44 yd pass 1st & 10 on 49ers 22

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    Chiefs: Incomplete with a flag

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    Automatic 1st down ball on 1 yd line

  62. 9ers 20 -17

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Chiefs TOUCHDOWN

    49ers 20 – Chiefs 17

  63. The Surface Ad with the 9ers Offensive Co-ordinator

  64. Groundhog Day!

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    After Chief kick off to 49ers it their ball on own 20

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    49ers 4th down; thier 1st 3 and out. Punt to Chiefs 35 1st down

  65. Punt. Chiefs from their 35

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    Chiefs 1st down on pass to own 47

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    Chiefs 1st and 10 on pass to 49ers 10

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    Chief TOUCHDOWN

    Chiefs 24 – 49ers 20

  66. 24 – 20 Chiefs 2:44 to Play

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    So Now you only hav to wave the ball over the end zone for a touchdown. BS

  67. 9ers from their 15

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    49ers start at their own 15

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    49ers 1 down on own42

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    Flag still 1st &15

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    2 minute warning

  68. 1:56 to Play.

  69. Facebook. I have enough Crack Habits.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    49ers gain16 for 1st down at Chiefs 49

  70. Arya in an Audi

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 10:00 pm

    49ers 4th down goes for it and Chiefs take over on downs

  71. Game over. All about the ads.

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    Chiefs 1st down on 49ers 38

  72. Chiefs 31 – 20

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    Chiefs TOUCHDOWN

    Chiefs 31 – 49ers 20

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    after kick off 49ers ball own 25

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    49ers pass Intercepted by Chiefs with less than a minute to play

    • TMC on February 2, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    Chiefs 31 – 49ers 20 Final

    Halftime show was definitely no family friendly

    It’s really all about the commercials

  73. Switch $300?! Get a Battery you Idiots. Impossible Burger for 3 Bucks? I paid 6.

  74. Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio again.

    I can’t stand it anymore. I’m going back to stream The Magicians

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