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AP’s Today in History for October 11th

Congress OK’s U.S. military force against Iraq; Former President Jimmy Carter wins Nobel Peace Prize; Anita Hill accuses Supreme Court pick Clarence Thomas; Second Vatican Council opens; ‘SNL’ premieres.

Breakfast Tune Whip It – Devo – Banjo Cover

Something to think about, Breakfast News & Blogs below

• Democratic voters beware: “Vote by mail” in U.S. battleground states is a trap
  STEVEN HILL

• We Can’t Ignore Rural Wisconsin Voter Resentment: AN INTERVIEW WITH KATHERINE J. CRAMER
  Meagan Day

• Getting Covid is the most democratic thing Trump has ever done
  First Dog on the Moon

• Hidden cameras and secret trackers reveal where Amazon returns end up – tossed in the garbage
  Anu Singh, Tyana Grundig, David Common

• STORM WARNING Stormy Daniels accuses Melania of ‘selling her p***y and soul’ after first lady caught on tape calling her a ‘hooker’
  Fionnuala O’Leary

• Pelosis Take a Big Stake in CrowdStrike, Democrat-Connected Linchpin of Russia Probe
  Aaron Maté

• Here’s how Trump’s ‘court-packing’ attack on Biden could blow up in his face
  Joshua Holland

• Vermont to legalize recreational marijuana
  REID WILSON

• THE DCCC IS STEPPING UP FOR TWO LEFT CANDIDATES WHILE PROGRESSIVE GROUPS STEP BACK
  Ryan Grim

• Using human rights to promote war: debunking UN’s new Venezuela report
  Anya Parampil

Something to think about over coffee prozac

Overwhelmed White Nationalist Militia Spread Way Too Thin Plotting Attacks Against Everyone Trump Wants
The Onion

WAUSAU, WI—Complaining that it was unrealistic to expect their small, grassroots terror organization to foment civil war on so many fronts at once, overwhelmed members of a local white nationalist militia stated Friday they were stretched to the limit trying to attack everyone the president wants them to.

“So, just looking at what President Trump would like from us right now, we’re supposed to kidnap several congresswomen in Washington, run over some protestors in Louisville, and blow up a mosque in Minneapolis — how is it possible for a handful of guys to do all that?” said Dennis Blanchard, commander of the Badger State Brigade, who stressed that his five-member pro-Trump vigilante group was still very committed to the ideal of a white ethnostate, but had really overextended itself by trying to oust 10 state governments at the same time.

“Look, I’m a motivated guy, but if I’m locked and loaded and en-route to CNN headquarters in New York, don’t tweet about something that’s going on in California, because I just can’t be there. We’re exhausted enough as it is. We’ve already got training camps to run, weapons to stockpile, polls to watch, online recruits to groom. It would really help us out a lot if the president could stay focused.”

At press time, the domestic terrorists had reportedly decided to just drive down to Kenosha, plant a half dozen incendiary devices in urban neighborhoods, and call it a day.