Late Night Today is for those folks who can’t resist the call of an early bedtime but still need a good chuckle and some satirical perspective to end their day.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert:
The impeachment really got the portraits jumping out of their frames
President-elect Biden won’t be taking his beloved Amtrak train to his inauguration next week because of the clear and present threat posed by violent extremists inspired by the outgoing president.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah:
Kens, Karens, and Roseanne. Here’s a look at discrimination in America.
late Night with Seth Meyers:
Seth takes a closer look at a twice-impeached Trump turning against some of his closest allies as his White House gets packed up.
Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Moving trucks showed up outside the White House marking the current administration’s final week in office, Trump reportedly did not want to denounce the violence following last week’s attacks, Rudy Giuliani is on the outs and Trump is insisting on personally approving reimbursements for his travel expenses, Lindsey Graham is fighting back against the House’s impeachment ruling, new Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has plans to impeach Joe Biden before he even starts, major corporations have been releasing statements condemning violence in Washington after a can of Axe Body Spray was found at the site of the invasion, and this week in Unnecessary Censorship.
The Late, Late Show with James Corden:
James Corden kicks off the show excited to share he’s going somewhat off the grid with a new, old cell phone (no email, web, keyboard) — and the gang takes bets on how long he will last with it. And James dives into the headlines, including reports that an isolated and angry President Donald Trump is cutting lawyer Rudy Giuliani out of the picture, Donld Trump Jr. and girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle moving to Florida and Dodger Stadium becoming a massive COVID-19 vaccination site.