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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
At this point in the pandemic, Coronavirus Kenny is telling us what we absolutely DON’T need to hear.
If crazy conspiracy theories are a cancer on the Republican Party, people like Mitch McConnell and Karl Rove have spent the last 20 years selling cigarettes to their base.
Quarantinewhile… It’s been less than a week since Reddit traders took Wall Street hedge funds for a ride on GameStop shares, and already two films about the stock market drama are being rushed into production.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez goes on Instagram Live to share her account of the attack on the Capitol.
Scientists teach spinach how to email, the first COVID case in 10 months sends Western Australia into lockdown, and fewer travelers means pilots may need to brush up on their flying skills.
Democrats and Republicans are $1.3 trillion apart on corona relief as President Biden pledges bipartisanship.
Day traders took down a massive hedge fund by artificially inflating GameStop stock, and now, Wall Street is whining about it. But Wall Street manipulating the market is nothing new.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Seth has some strong words for the unnecessary annual tradition of Groundhog Day.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Snow is on the ground almost everywhere, Punxsutawney Phil declared six more weeks of winter, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene leaned into fundraising after Mitch McConnell and a few other GOP senators emerged to distance themselves from her, the MyPillow Twitter account is now banned after Mike Lindell tried to fire tweets off from it, Donald Trump’s new lawyers released their response to the impeachment charges with a major spelling error, Jared and Ivanka reported a combined 2020 income of somewhere between $23 and $121 million, Jeff Bezos announced that he will be stepping down as CEO of Amazon, LeBron James got into it with an Atlanta Hawks fan and dubbed her “Courtside Karen,” and once again we turn to a pair of prognosticating pugs named Ella & Petunia to continue their amazing five year winning streak of predicting the winner of the Super Bowl.
The Late Late Show with James Corden
James Corden is surprised to find a single grape on his desk and learns it was left behind by executive producer Ben Winston, who isn’t interested in sharing details.
James Corden kicks off the show with a big question: what is the actual hype with Groundhog Day. After, he looks at the headlines, including President Joe Biden considering cutting Donald Trump off from receiving post-presidential intelligence briefings. And with Jeff Bezos announcing he will be stepping down as Amazon CEO, James thinks Jeff could bring some value to the show.