Late Night Today

Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Super Bowl Beer Ads Look A Lot Different This Year

This year is about hope and togetherness… but next year it’s back to business.

Kevin McCarthy Is Playing Both Sides Of The GOP’s Civil War

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to distance herself from “words of the past” today, but she need not have bothered as House minority leader Kevin McCarthy declined to take action against her, effectively adopting her conspiracy theories as mainstream GOP values.

Quarantinewhile… How Dare You, Connecticut?

Quarantinewhile… Lawmakers in Connecticut are seeking to make pizza the state’s official food. Better not tell that to their neighbors in New York and New Jersey.

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

Marjorie Taylor Greene Gets Punished by House and Disavows QAnon

Despite publicly disavowing QAnon, the House votes to remove Marjorie Taylor Greene from her committees while GOP lawmakers continue to stand by her.

Biden Mask Plan, Olympic Head’s Sexism & Lil Uzi Vert’s New Rock

President Biden debates sending a face mask to every American, the head of the Tokyo Olympics organizing committee is under fire for demeaning comments about women, and rapper Lil Uzi Vert unveils his new $24 million forehead piercing.

Super Bowl LV: Ticket Prices Soar and Advertisers Pull Their Ads

Super Bowl tickets are more expensive than ever, major advertisers pull their commercials to donate to charity instead, and Amanda Gorman will open the event with a poem. Roy Wood Jr. and Michael Kosta have the latest on Super Bowl LV.

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Biden Commits to Boosting Coronavirus Relief Checks

House Votes to Remove Marjorie Taylor Greene from Committees: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at Republicans standing by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene as her committee assignments were stripped from her after making a series of deranged, bigoted statements.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Nutso Marjorie Taylor Greene Booted From Committees After Years of Lies & Conspiracies

Guillermo made an appearance on ESPN Deportes to talk about the Super Bowl, the CDC is saying no to parties for the big game, the White House is working on a plan to send masks to every American, the House voted to remove Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene from the education and budget committees after years of spreading misinformation and crazy conspiracies, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Sean Hannity pretended to not know what QAnon was, the QAnon Shaman from the Capitol Riots claims he didn’t eat for nine straight days because they wouldn’t provide him with organic food, Donald Trump resigned from SAG-AFTRA, and in honor of Tom Brady making it to his 10th Super Bowl, an all-Tom Brady edition of #MeanTweets.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Trump Quit the Actors Union: Who Cares!Come on a journey with us. James Corden kicks off the show with a preview of the big game with Reggie Watts, and the two provide analysis we promise you won’t find anywhere else. After, James looks at the headlines, including President Joe Biden heading to a modified version of the National Prayer Breakfast, and former president Donald Trump penning a letter to the Screen Actors Guild to let them know he quit (before he was set to be removed). And James wonders how much longer we’re in this.

Dogs In Sunglasses

These dogs aren’t interested in the kind of bone you’re offering.