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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… what was I talking about again?
The videos presented by House managers on day two of the impeachment trial came with trigger warnings for those watching at home, due to the extreme violence on display inside the deadly attack on the U.S. Capitol.
Republicans were harshly critical of the disorganized opening arguments by the former president’s impeachment lawyers, making it clear that he could use better representation.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial ramps up with the GOP bashing Trump’s lawyers and Trump reportedly yelling at the TV as he watched.
A hacker almost pollutes the entire water supply of a Florida county, and a member of New Zealand parliament is ejected because he isn’t wearing a tie.
The Dallas Mavericks stop playing the national anthem before games, and Trevor goes on “Shark Tank” to pitch a new national anthem to Mark Cuban.
In another edition of CP Time, Roy Wood Jr. looks at Black Americans’ involvement in espionage, including Harriet Tubman and Josephine Baker.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Seth takes a closer look at Senate Republicans sticking with former President Donald Trump in his second impeachment trial despite the House impeachment managers’ powerful evidence and the fact that Trump’s lawyers are very bad.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
It’s day three of Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial and Jimmy breaks down the longshot path to convicting him, FOX News turning up the faux outrage button, people who were at the Capitol riots incriminating themselves on social media, 18% of Americans who have heard of QAnon believing their claims are somewhat accurate, the theory that Trump will be reinaugurated on March 4th, an $8,000 Louis Vuitton sweater that is covered in puppets, a special Valentine’s Day gift idea for that special something in your life, we embark into the weekend of love with a new edition of Masking Questions, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
The Late Late Show with James Corden
James Corden kicks off the night with some gratitude for the show’s camera operators who added a little more than a pop of color after James suggested it the other night. After, James looks at the headlines, including a lawyer who unfortunately didn’t know how to take off a cat filter during a court proceeding and more from the second impeachment trial of Donald Trump.