Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
The weekend is finally here, freezing temperatures are sweeping the USA, Ted Cruz is laying low amid the fallout from his Mexican vacation and Donald Trump Jr. came to his defense, Lt. Governor Dan Patrick might win the award for dumbest Texas politician after his comments about windmills and the Green New Deal, the USA has finally rejoined the Paris Climate Accord, scientists have successfully cloned a black footed ferret, two young women were busted for dressing up as old ladies to get the vaccine, a new line of Karen dolls, and much to Jimmy’s dismay – his wife Molly gives away his most cherished possessions in a new game called “Win Jimmy’s Crap!”
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Mitch McConnell wants someone else to hold Trump accountable, the GOP blames AOC for Texas’s power crisis, and Ted Cruz abandons his constituents to go to Cancun. What the hell happened this week?