Late Night Today is for our readers who can’t stay awake to watch the shows. Everyone deserves a good laugh.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Just can’t put our finger on it…
In New York, the swirling storm of scandal surrounding Gov. Andrew Cuomo grew in size today, fed by disturbing new revelations from close aides, while in Washington the Senate Minority Leader lashed out at Democrats over rumors they’ll soon take aim at his beloved filibuster.
Quarantinewhile… Ireland is playing host to the most adorable tourist, an Arctic walrus who likely floated there on an iceberg.
Republican House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy makes xenophobic statements at the border and a “100% credible” border official shows up to back his claims.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Four former presidents rally behind the coronavirus vaccine, a third of Republicans won’t get the shot, Trump looks for credit, and Fox News questions the vaccine’s safety.
Tinder introduces in-app background checks, the Catholic Church announced it will pay slavery reparations, and an arctic walrus ends up in Ireland after falling asleep on an iceberg.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Seth gives a spoiler-filled recap of the latest episode of his favorite show Tiny Secret Whispers, which involves an insane murder cover-up.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
The CDC is urging people to stay in for St. Patrick’s Day, there is fear of a fourth wave of the virus, Fox News’ Tucker Carlson went on and on about Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion at the Grammys, Candace Owen also expressed her displeasure, Marjorie Taylor Greene chimed in about border security, Donald Trump Jr. is upset that Biden hasn’t weighed in on sexual misconduct allegations against NY Governor Andrew Cuomo, North Korea has no plans to make nice with the Biden Administration, Kim Jong Un is lonely now that Trump is gone, big money Republican donors have been pouring into Mar-A-Lago for fundraisers, airlines are cracking down on “unruly passengers,” and Jimmy talks to four people whose names match perfectly with their occupations.
The Late Late Show with James Corden
In this 19-minute monologue, we go on a journey exploring which movie star has the most pedestrian name, helping James figure out how to actually be friends with Chris Pratt, wishing our cameraman Joel a happy birthday and meeting Guillermo’s backup drummer in case his wife goes into labor during the show. And eventually we cover some headlines, which leads to James learning about what a homecoming dance.