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The Daily Show with Trevor Noah has been preempted by the NCAA Men’s Tournament
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
His argument has no flaws.
While all Americans have an obligation to protect one another and treat each other with respect, our former president bears a particular responsibility for inflaming and amplifying the hatred that is behind this spate of terrible crimes against Asian and Asian-American people in this country.
After police relayed that the Atlanta shooter was motivated because he had a “bad day,” this delivery guy walks off the job.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Seth takes a closer look at Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell promising a “scorched earth” Senate if Democrats change the filibuster to pass sweeping and urgently needed democracy reforms.
Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, including the usage of “crikey” in a joke about New Zealand.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Deadly murder hornets are back, March Madness is underway, Barack Obama filled out his bracket, Gonzaga is still a fake university that doesn’t exist, President Biden’s promise of 100 million Americans being vaccinated in his first 100 days is ahead of schedule, Biden is planning to make Russia pay for their repeated election meddling, turns out Biden quotes his mother more than any President ever, a place called Louis Tussauds Waxworks had to remove its sculpture of Trump because people kept punching it in the face, the country continues to open up, help is on the way for that annoying person in your life who won’t stop talking about their Peloton, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
The Late Late Show with James Corden
James Corden kicks off the show excited to share it’s the last taping of the winter season, and he finally asks Ian Karmel why he drives a Prius with no bumper. After, he challenges the band to come up with a sting when they pivot to the headlines. Today they tackle Russian President Vladimir Putin demanding an apology from President Joe Biden for calling him a “killer.” And does Kanye West really have $6.6B dollars?
When James Corden goes to interview Benedict Cumberbatch, he hears a noise from the studio rafters and learns one of the show’s writers, Louis Waymouth, has been surviving up there since a bit over a month ago where he dressed as a superhero named Banana Man. And after Louis suddenly finds himself back on the ground, he needs a key piece of information from Benedict to make things right.