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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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In the latest installment of our ongoing investigation into “Gaetz-Gaete,” Stephen examines newly revealed details of drug-fueled sex parties attended by the Florida congressman and other Republican officials.
When Jesse Watters advocates for paid paternity leave after the birth of his son, a GOP Official steps in to stop his dangerous step toward empathy.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Officer Kim Potter is charged with second degree manslaughter for the death of Daunte Wright, and the mayor of Brooklyn Center acknowledges that none of the city’s police officers live in the area. Plus, new reports reveal that law enforcement was instructed to use minimal force at the Capitol riot, and former Buffalo police officer Cariol Horne finally gets her pension.
President Biden will pull American troops out of Afghanistan by September 11, Alex Rodriguez becomes part owner of the NBA’s Minnesota Timberwolves, and LinkedIn adds a new job title option for stay-at-home parents.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Seth takes a closer look at Republicans trying to cancel everyone in the wake of both Georgia’s draconian voter suppression law and also the rise of coronavirus cases.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Former Bachelor Colton Underwood came out on Good Morning America, there were hints along the way, Billy Eichner has proof that he knew it, Trump fanboy Matt Gaetz is having a heck of week after one of his associates told prosecutors that he had encounters with women who were given cash in exchange for sex and that he had wild parties with Republican officials, President Joe Biden and Barack Obama are teaming up for a TV special to convince those hesitant to get the vaccine, scientists in China have discovered what is believed to be the oldest reptile with opposable thumbs, and Bernie Madoff died in prison.
The Late Late Show with James Corden
James kicks off the show excited to have a pair of musically gifted guests in Keith Urban and Jon Batiste and the conversation sparks a discussion about karaoke and an ephemeral performance of “Build Me Up Buttercup.” After, James gets into the headlines, including President Biden preparing for his first State of the Union address and Facebook cracking down on the town of Bitche, France. And James tells the story about the time he rode Justin Bieber’s hoverboard.