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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
The adrenaline that comes with giving an acceptance speech occasionally makes you embarrass your parents!
Our beloved Jon Batiste won big at the Academy Awards last night, bringing home the trophy for Best Score for the film “Soul.” Congratulations Jon! Travel-hungry Americans may also feel like winners today after learning that Europe will allow them to visit this summer, provided they show proof of vaccination.
Quarantinewhile… Stephen expresses concern about the dangerous and irresponsible actions of some speed-demon cops in the nation’s capital.
After Lindsey Graham told Chris Wallace he doesn’t believe systemic racism exists because of Barack Obama and Kamala Harris’s electoral success, a bouncer kicks him out for his spurious argument.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Daniel Kaluuya got an Oscar and a beatdown from his mom in the same night, a gender reveal gone wrong results in a huge explosion, and a man is arrested after a Bumble match reported him for storming the Capitol.
Vaccine demand in the United States has gone down significantly, and a massive surge in coronavirus cases devastates India.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Seth takes a closer look at the House GOP leader stonewalling a commission to investigate the Capitol insurrection and conservatives coming up with an insane new lie about Joe Biden.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Jimmy breaks down all of the biggest moments from the Oscars, and he talks about the memorial for legendary hip hop artist DMX, Caitlyn Jenner running for Governor of California, the CDC saying that 8% of people who got their first dose of the vaccine have not returned for their second, the Republican led Senate in Arizona calling for an audit of the results in Maricopa County by a company called “Cyber Ninjas,” and in keeping with tradition here at the show Guillermo hits the Oscars red carpet to interview the stars: Paul Raci, Steven Yeun, Lee Isaac Chung, Yuh-Jung Youn, Han Ye-Ri, Marlee Matlin, Alan S. Kim, Daniel Kaluuya, Leslie Odom Jr., Maria Bakalova, Regina King, Andra Day, Riz Ahmed, Sergio Chamy, Viola Davis & Tyler Perry from a safe distance.
The Late Late Show with James Corden
James kicks off the show with an Academy Awards recap and a petition to bring Billy Crystal back to the Oscars. After, a story about a video rental 21-years late kicks off a discussion with everyone in the studio about the biggest thing they’ve ever stolen – and we run the gamut.